David Icke - Son of God

He's been phoning it in since he arrived from Milan. He's approaching Owen levels of "only here for the money" laid backness

You may laugh but I go off my fucking rocker about this on a weekly basis at St James'. Get older lads and lasses in, give them a bit of training and use them to our advantage rather than watch toddlers run onto the pitch to collect balls that arent out of play. Still, when it's the Mackems Now the coppers are getting it http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=583339 http://conspiracylol.com/images/conspiracy.jpg

You may laugh but I go off my fucking rocker about this on a weekly basis at St James'. Get older lads and lasses in, give them a bit of training and use them to our advantage rather than watch toddlers run onto the pitch to collect balls that arent out of play. Still, when it's the Mackems

No. Go away.

Dishing out sage advice to Ranger in one shot, helping Jonas stretch in another. Legend.

That should be the team, although I get the feeling Pardew fancies Raylor despite the fact he's a fucking holocaust of a Premier League footballer.

Didn't we bid a similar sum for Modric? According to Mort, we outbid Spurs but Modric preferred to move to London. I don't think it's the amount that's the problem for Ashley. It's the lack of any resale value that puts him off certain transfers. Isn't the real story about Modric that Wise dropped a clanger and let his agent go and talk to Levy while we were in the process of finalising a deal? That's how the Wise/Keegan relationship first began to break down.

Didn't they have the whole thing up for about ten minutes by accident so everyone just copied and pasted that URL when they tried to do the slow reveal?

http://steventaylorserialkiller.tumblr.com/

Sarcasm detector on the blink, I take it?

Since when has that had any effect? Not saying this is definitely the shirt by any means, but funnily enough when you refer to last season you seem to be forgetting that someone DID post the actual shirt a while before launch and it turned out to be spot on despite a number of 'fake!' comments... Yes, me included. But it wasnt the first mock up released. Most of them were computerised Photoshop jobbies made to look like FM kits. They were obviously bollocks. This is either genuine or a very professionally done mock up.

He's correct, on current form he is one of the best English midfielders in the country. He's carried us this season.

The most annoying thing about it is that it's literally a stripe or two on the sleeves from being quite nice.

I think they get fined if they change. We always keep them them 2 years, only exception being because addidas's deal was an odd number. Its completely up to the club/kit supplier. See Manure, Spuds, Bolton, Chelsea etc. Aye. Clubs are "advised" to keep them for two years but they can do what they want.

Fox News are already worried. http://i54.tinypic.com/2me4h8p.jpg

I assume Noda Taxis are mentioned on the back?

I must've been off my twat this morning. I can't even remember starting this.

Tiote vs Arsenal HBA vs Everton Barton vs Villa In any order you like. All cracking strikes.

I think True Faith's pro-Shola article from a month or two ago was spot on. He gets stick because he's an easy target but he's been a great servant who has played through the pain barrier and risked very serious injury for us without whinging or acting up.

Why would it be worse than Carroll? Think Carroll leaving was the worst player sale of my lifetime (not counting the massive fee of course). You can't ignore the fee, for me it negated the whole "OMFG HE'S GONE!!!!11" This. Barton has been our best player this season. If we were to lose him for a nominal fee I'd be thoroughly fucked off.

I suppose we've seen this over on Toontastic? http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/newcastle1112.jpg Hopefully it's just a fan made mock up. Hopefully.

Down Blackpool Wolves Wigan Up QPR Norwich Swansea

It's been doing the rounds for a few weeks now. It's a chain email.

I've seen this a few times and the vast majority of that has been debunked by other people who were actually there. Someone has taken the bare bones of what he said and tarted it up using their overactive imagination.

Far too funny to be someone from here.