David Icke - Son of God

Given, Beye, Faye, Coloccini, Enrique, Guiterrez, Guthrie, N'Zogbia, Martins, Viduka and Owen is easily our best XI

Just read it through. Anyone who is feeling down about this summer needs to read it, the bloke is dedicated to the cause and is doing everything he needs to get us back up the league.

Read something similar from somebody elsewhere.

I wonder what kind of game Keegan is playing Ashley has confirmed he's signed, he was at the game yet Keegan wont say? He's clearly part of a massive unveiling involving Taiwo, Kaka, Huntelaar and Riquelme.

"Micksta!" on F365 has struck again Rumourtastic! and

genius Of course i'm joking. Some are a bit lighter than others.

They all look the same anyway, man.

He may or may not be at St. James and he may or may not be discussing terms with someone who may or may not work for the club. Coloccini may or may not be hanging around in the background curling his hair and he may are may not being going "Geeeeeeet on weeeet eeeeeeeeet!" and it may or may not be in a really bad Argie accent. That may or may not be conjecture.

Good post. There's still nee fucking way we're beating Man United though.

SSN

We've signed Nile Ranger. 17 year old striker from Southampton.

Bad news in tomorrows Sun, lads

YOU ARE A MORON. check their website you braindead twat Link. And if you Rickroll you're a deadman.

Is he on the most delayed flight in history? He was originally meant to have his medical on Monday, then Tuesday, then today, now tomorrow.

Deportivo and Newcastle have sealed the transfer this evening of Fabricio Coloccini to the English club. The clubs had reached a verbal agreement last week that today was signed in writing. The Argentine international came to Deportivo in the the winter transfer market of the 1994-95 season from Milan. He cost 3 million euros along with an agreement by the “rossonero” team to take part in the Deportivo’s Trofeo Teresa Herrera. Four years later Coloccini leaves for Newcastle and has left the “blue and whites” for a sum that could reach 13 million euros. From San Cristobal, Miguel Angel Lotina assumed since yesterday that the transfer of the central defender would go through. Speaking of a replacement at a press conference in the Venezuelan city the Basque manager said, “ I have it clear in my mind the player I want and both the player and his agent know. Despite this we will wait to meet with the President.” So he's been at Deportivo since he was 13?

We're signing Al Jolson!

I was talking about most of the residents of Birmingham, regardless of race Of course you were. Still *looks at username* you've finally managed to find a theory more absurd than your original "we're all ruled by evil lizard overlords" one from the 80s. People from Brum aren't only drug dealers, but reptilian humanoid drug dealers.

How on earth do you look like a footballer? Early twenties. Mario Melchiott hairstyle Expensive clothes Generally looking out of place in the stands. He was well built as well. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38182000/jpg/_38182725_quinn_150.jpg

I was talking about most of the residents of Birmingham, regardless of race

Drug dealers most of them

How on earth do you look like a footballer?

Keegan's a liar, man. Anyone remember his "no South Americans" quote?

I'm very, very confused.

They are spending their time on writing articles about a possible takeover instead probably David Craig wanking himself into a frenzy no doubt.

Rumour has it they want to help expand the Newcastle brand into Asia, possibly by pimping about TV rights.