David Icke - Son of God

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Huge difference here is the constant rumours from Argentina suggesting this was going to happen and a journalist Coloccini has a good relationship with in the UK press reporting it at a time when he's stopped giving interviews to any newspapers.

Same here. Feeling very serene about this despite the fact this is the sort of crisis that keeps me up a night.

Buy Williamson a wig.

Pure and simple. First single I ever bought That fact is the most upsetting thing in this thread by some distance.

Not really. Given finally got fed up of playing with shite and saw an opportunity to win something when a newly flush Man City came knocking. Colo sounds like he wants to go home

Cabaye IMO.

Can only repeat that this has nothing whatsoever to do with football, it's a huge personal issue and he needs to get away. Can you elaborate?

nowt anywhere else that I can see, and surely one of the local ones like Caulkin or Bird would have picked up on it too Ryder will have rewritten the Independent article by tomorrow lunch time.

Interesting point. Maybe there's truth to this whole French/Spanish-speaking thing Macdonald got a lot of abuse on here for and Colo feels that he's not valued any more. When you look at the Debuchy transfer it makes you wonder about the influence Cabaye now has at the club. You've also got to consider we're now shopping exclusively in France. I know it may sound daft, but I wouldn't be surprised if the club have seen an issue between the French part of the dressing room and the rest and have simply decided to try and head it off by shopping across the channel.

Jose was practically self harming towards the end he was that desperate to get out.

If the rumours about the strong French contingent causing shit are true I don't imagine it'll cause that much trouble outside of Colo's group, which seems to consist of Jonas, Santon and Xisco.

I fear you might be right. Can't see us signing two centre backs this window even if he does leave.

I hope the club dig their heels in and make it clear we're expecting top dollar for him.

Simpson can barely fucking play right back.

I'd vote for him.

http://www.talksport.co.uk/sites/default/files/imagecache/ts_news_article_header_image/James_Tomkins_2.jpg I hope we sign him, just so that face is turned into a forum smiley.

Imagine if we signed Erdinc. I think the world would collapse in on itself.

counting it out in 20p's? We've left Jim Bowen in charge of closing our transfer deals?

Typical of Ashley's NUFC. A French player comes to the UK to sign for us but the shutters are down and no one is home because we've got a bloody delegation over in France trying to do a deal. Ashley oot!

Aren't the accounts available via companies house? I'm sure you could check that out.

Were Cabaye, Cisse, Santon etc all free? Did I miss something?

I am by no means in the Pardew Out camp, but I was wondering this morning who we would go for if he is peddled? Given the system under which we expect a manager to operate surely the best option would be a foreign 'head coach' who is used to this sort of set up?

When he's got the ball he runs like he's shat himself, which just makes me like him even more.

Maybe he's a big Eddie Murphy fan? http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070118/raw_l.jpg