David Icke - Son of God

Have you been injecting heroin directly into your fucking bellend you mad bastard?

There's a takeaway in Roker that does 20 inch pizzas. Imagine if he'd hit Santon with one of those. He'd be fucking dead!

So the rift between Colo and Pardew, which was mentioned after the QPR game, didn't actually start until the Man United game on Boxing Day? Has Ashley spunked the transfer budget on time travelling DeLoreans for the first team squad?

Doesn't he mean we get a paltry amount of the Ba fee because his agents get about half of it?

http://www.funkyfancydress.co.uk/images/products/20190.jpg Newcastle away kit 13/14

WELEASE WOIC http://www.northstandchat.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=31800&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1335953004

So on the same day his father allegedly says Coloccini wants to go back his agent says these rumours will always be around because his Dad works at San Lorenzo and it "generates illusions" but it'll never happen.

I rest my case.

I'm just going to call him fucking Loric.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/film/goal.jpg GOAL as the initiation movie. :lol: "So you're saying I'll get a go on that nurse if I sign for you?"

I'm going to keep my head until it's reported by somewhere a bit more reputable than Goal.com, the website that is currently in trouble for overusing unpaid interns and has a hit rate of about 0.1% when it comes to transfer 'exclusives'.

The quotes that Goal.com story is derived from:

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2012/10/18/fabricio-coloccini-s-grand-designs-on-jesmond-house-72703-32056251/ Must be a pretty bad falling put considering what he's bought/building.

Maybe Pardew really has been rodding his missus

I fully support his self sufficiency drive and I think he should be commended for getting the club into a financial position position where that's actually possible. His problem is always going to be that he's a bit of a wheeler dealer and a gambler. We'll only deal on our terms. That's why bids for De Jong, Douglas and Debuchy failed in the summer - we wanted them, but only if we felt we were getting a bargain. I do think he/we were stuck in between a rock and a hard place this summer mind. Investment on the scale most of us probably desired would only be possible if we sold a big name or two. That would've caused a right fucking stink, cries we're a selling club etc etc. We stuck rather than twisted and it hasn't worked. We've got to hope we rectify this error somewhat in this window, stay up and change policy next summer.

He looks fucking knackered too.

The sooner we get him in a midfield three with Cabaye and (considering Tiote's form) Marveaux, the better.

Started almost every game this season hasn't he?

Our lack of organisation is bizarre as that was one of our strengths last season. We won games purely on the back of how well drilled we were. I'm a fan of Pardew but I'll be staggered if he lasts the season at this rate.

And yet he still comes across as a thundercunt with his "the minute Ba said he wanted to join Newcastle because they offered him the best deal I knew he was trouble" stuff.

What a fucking waste of half a season, eh?

I'm going to be really disappointed if we don't sign him after going on that website for all of 30 seconds

To be fair I don't think there's a huge amount between Krul and Mignolet but I still rate Timmy higher. Krul's pulled off numerous spectacular saves this season that have saved us points. Yes he's also dropped a few clangers, something he didn't do last season, but so has Mignolet (Man City away, WBA at home etc.)

Sunderland? http://theshedender.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nanicrying.jpg

to play the way the majority think we ought to play ie 1 up front with support from behind, we have a proven goalscorer . (need another in incase of injury and for more options though). This seemed inevitable with the release clause being what it is: made worse that we didn't strengthen in the summer and highlighted our lack of ambition. Chelsea is a much better proposition for any player (I'm sad to say this but it is true) who wants to have a shot at winning something. My concern now is that other of our top players want to move on to perceived better opportunities. I for one would have continued with Ba on the right and Cisse up front. Instead of making the player happy, he just placed himself in the shop window and left our future stuck out wide. to play the way the majority think we ought to play ie 1 up front with support from behind, we have a proven goalscorer . (need another in incase of injury and for more options though). This seemed inevitable with the release clause being what it is: made worse that we didn't strengthen in the summer and highlighted our lack of ambition. Chelsea is a much better proposition for any player (I'm sad to say this but it is true) who wants to have a shot at winning something. My concern now is that other of our top players want to move on to perceived better opportunities. I for one would have continued with Ba on the right and Cisse up front. Instead of making the player happy, he just placed himself in the shop window and left our future stuck out wide. Of course Chelsea are a better proposition for trophies. They're bankrolled by the 50th richest man in the world who, in a decade, has pumped in £1 billion of his own cash.