BlueStar

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Put that over a photo of Steve Bruce and hey presto! Inept fantasy manager, the meme.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/672/captureoyh.jpg

70 so far this week, not bad again. Topping my pub league, second in the work league.

Took a screenshot of that early on today and came to post it here. Did a proper "okay" face when I saw people discussing it.

That really fucked my lass off, she ordered a pair of gloves for someone for Christmas and had to go and pick them up from the depot because they wouldn't fit through the door thanks to the enormous free mug - which was smashed by the time she got the box anyway

Should have come to manage us, we didn't have to play anyone good for like 12 games.

Sunderland currently have as many premier league wins as they have players on bail.

On it

58, not bad. Friedel got me 10 points thanks to an unexpected 3 bonus points. Already shipped him out to give me money to upgrade Arteta to Nani, but oh well.

Bendtner Maybe his foot's still sore from kicking wing mirrors.

Imagine O'Neill will get something like "Sit down you leprechaun" at the derby.

No Bale

Sounds like "I'm sorry everyone made such a big deal about it"

Club captain, embodies everything about the club.

Can only read than in a tone similar to "I'd rather cut off my own cock".

Not had to make any transfers for like three weeks so I've got 2 free ones. Not really anyone I want to take out though, so I feel I'd just be swapping for the sake of it. Shame to lose the free one I can't carry over though.

Presume if Newcastle players had smashed up cars in Sunderland they'd be all "Oh wow, those Mags really got one over on us, wish we had players like that" No, they'd be fucking foaming and think it proved we were worse than scum

Just as likely to be the cars of Sunderland players as Newcastle fans, seeing as they all live, eat and drink in Newcastle. As evidenced by the fact they were out for their Christmas party in town, not slumming it in the ghetto across the river.

And from Masterplan (Wireside, isn't he?)

How did you kniow? They've just went up in my estimation. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=654636&page=3#ixzz1ghDpkHsk Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=654636&page=5#ixzz1ghEFOFTO There's that class again Millionare footballers wrecking ordinary people's cars, get in lads, brilliant because it was after they spent a night socialising in Newcastle, even though we've no idea if it was Newcastle fan's cars or not.

Did they show him the advert and everything?

Can't wait to see his new perfume range and Pepsi adverts

The more I look at it, the more pleadingly pathetic it becomes. "Newcastle aren't the be all and end all of football in the Northeast, honest! Sunderland are here too, if you've never heard of us look us up on google. Also available for Take That concerts!"

Ex-Aston Villa star Lee Hendrie facing bankruptcy hearing http://www.sundaymercury.net/news/midlands-news/2011/12/11/ex-aston-villa-star-lee-hendrie-facing-bankruptcy-hearing-66331-29932675/ Remember at Villa a few years back when he was being a right bellend and as he was getting subbed he got a rousing chorus of "YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE FUCKING TWAT" (To the same tune as 'Your support is fucking shit' and about 100 others). He totally lost his shit and and started shouting and gesturing at the away end, to much ironic cheering and laughter.