BlueStar

It's a tattoo.

No doubt the mackems will be wetting themselves at the idea of us having red and white on our shirts, in spite of the fact we used to have red numbers which looked awesome.

The thread title is terrifying

Well this thread has been derailed by an outbreak of mass stupidity, so I'm locking it so you can sit in a corner and think about what you've done.

So he's capable of hitting a hotel door, next we move him on to barn doors.

Branson designed it on a napkin in a bar if I remember.

If only we could be sponsored by Oxygen. Quick, get on to the phone to O2! But wait... If our ground is sponsored by Virgin Money... And our ground is sponsored by Sports Direct... That means we're VDFC! /mackemlogic.

Conversely, do we know how Freddie would have reacted to the financial crisis or to the relegation? Ashley was still giving out big money contracts to players when he first started, until we were relegated and a lot of our big earners left, at around the same time the financial crisis was kicking in. I'm not sure his frugality was by design, rather than necessity and we've no idea if Fred would have reigned in the spending in a similar way, with or without some of the more utterly fucking stupid decisions made by Ashley.

I love the fact we've got a stadium right in the city, instead of in the middle of a load of wasteland or on an industrial estate down a motorway.

Imagine it's just a wind-up based on the fact they've been accused of being sock-puppets.

. Some would say I've never been away ...funny you should mention it

Could get away with a blue and red away kit if they claimed it was based on the East End kit like the 90s one. But they're far too stupid to do that.

For now

Wonder if this will become the new borehole which will be used to explain why we haven't signed a player we needed

People in real life have seemed much more furious about it than people on the internet in my experience.

Guess there's another exclaimation mark at the end, maybe it was a toon fan with Spanish heritage and he just forgot to invert the first one...

Just snapped this opposite the Barrack Road entrance to the ground http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/2310/37632010150455876142324.jpg

It's probably Lambias to be honest. He is to Ashley as Karl Rove was to George Bush.

Soopa fantastic in this thread at the moment, like. I've sat in the same seat for the last 21 years at the Sports Direct Arena and I've got my name on it, what do I win?

It's easy enough to attack the argument rather than the person to avoid threads descending into an ad hominem slagging match. Don't let Mike make us fight amongst ourselves, just makes us look stupid.

Gentlemen, tensions are understandably high, but please remain civil to your fellow supporters, regardless of which anatomy they remind you of.

Shame that they could sponsor the stadium and shirt for the next 119 years and we'll still owe him £100m.

This is so obvious it's barely worth posting, but here it is anyway. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/nov/10/newcastle-sports-direct-arena-sponsorship

Maybe it's an Occupy SJP type thing and he's waiting for the workmen to come and change the sign so he can go apeshit on them like a rabid gremlin.

Holy shit, a mackem with a clue. That's quite terrifiying actually, it's like that Dawn of the Dead remake where one of them starts learning to open doors, use guns and communicate.