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What do the mackems think about him shunning them? Not good enough, hate him anyway I guess?

We had a lot of chances to fix the server. Unfortunately we didn't take them this time, but the important thing is that the chances were there.

Everyone get their super cool badge/medal and patch kit today?

Possession: Swansea 59 - 41 Sunderland Attempts Swansea 11 - 5 Sunderland Sure we'll hear from Bruce how they dominated again/

Sunderland denied a penalty for handball in the area

scored already Wish I'd made him my capitain as well now. Instead I've got Bent Excellent, I've been telling you to get bent all season.

Rob Elliot left out today.

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Shame the Logan's Run policy doesn't apply to the board.

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Will anyone's opinion of him change if he turns down more money to stay here?

If we're not gonna loan him the lad needs to start getting some game time in the first team off the bench. It's not like we're gonna be kicking ourselves and wondering if we'd have put away a chance if any of our other upfront rabble were on the pitch at the time instead.

I think he represents S Taylor. Paul Stretford (same agent as Rooney's) represent's Taylor. He's a c*** too. Surely all agents are. Or am I being racist I'm reminded of a blooper from (I think) The Cooke Report investigating racism in the housing market, cornering some auld cockney landord who'd placed an ad saying "No Asians" interviewing him and him saying he didn't like them because they just took money and didn't do any work, before realising it was his accent and he actually meant agents.

Moaing about us singing about them the game after we beat them They were still singing about 2-1 a decade later.

More than we got for Jose then. Wonder what wages he'll be on.

You have now: http://www.skysports.com/video/inline/0,,16619_7124986,00.html Sounds cockney.

You don't normally have that amount of time in the box though. It's not that he doesn't know where the net is, he doesn't know where his feet or the ball are, and by the time he's worked it out he's under pressure.

His Twitter persona is like the anti-Ranger, polite and humble as opposed to arrogant bravado.

Wasn't that long ago I used to see him on the metro at Northumberland Park, just quietly standing with his mates wearing Toon trackie bottoms, Toon tracksuit top, Toon training top... Reckon he was probably wearing Toon boxers as well, what a guy.

The lass has me sitting in the Spanish City dome watching An American Werewolf in London, don't feel like I'm missing much.

If the media were making a big deal out of the huge difference in our win/loss ratio with and without Barton before, see what they're like if we lose this one.

Marveaux seems promising, might get a canny bit for him.

And if we can't even beat Scunthorpe without him in the team, what then?

If we've got £10m to spend on a player it shouldn't be going on a position currently filled by someone decidedly average when we've got roles currently filled by fucking nobody.

Aye, I just notch another off the list of players we've got to register on September 1st. I've no doubts we'll register 25 players, but think that 1/5 of them will not really need to be on the list. Maybe Mike Ashley could get one of his staff to change their name to "Sportsdirect.com The UK's Number One" and put them in the squad as the 25th player.