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Can anyone be bothered to count how many transfer windows in a row we've gone into desperately needing a striker? Is it just that players in that position don't fall into the category of "cheap gamble, might be worth more next season"? Pathetic. How many minutes will Ranger and Lovenkrands rack up between them this season, any estimates?

I'm off to a pub quiz the night, so checking my phone will be verboten. Look forward to just finding out who we've got or not without having to go through all the bollocks.

David Craig in Mackemland, talking about reports of Gyan transfer request. "Highly placed SSN sources" say it's 'catagorically untrue'.

Will they start spelling his name G¥an, like they did with B£nt?

clutching at tubular drinking utensils now. BBC Feed Pete via text: "Just seen Daniel Sturridge at Melwood." Players teleport all over the shop like Jason Vorhees on transfer window day... Pete via text: "Just seen Daniel Sturridge at Melwood."

You know how you hear of "Sick Building Syndrome"? I reckon Sunderland suffers from Sick Town Syndrome. Simply being there drains your health and energy.

Could be OK back-up for about £6m.

Fuck, he might twist his ankle or bruise his arse!

Makes sense. Bruce's current delusion is that they get enough chances to win every game 10-0, so it's a worthy investment to get someone 7 foot tall who can just stick a head or gangly leg on to all these chances.

Nile ranger Feeling for a nandos.... Need to get myself a nandos blackcard.. In there too much He loves chicken does Nile.

It's OK, just don a suit and turn up looking like a respectable individual who's remorseful for what he's done. http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/dec2009/6/4/nile-ranger-282014547.jpg Oh, wait.

Make any changes you want. Click 'make transfers'. on the screen where it says "This will cost you xxx amount of points" click "Use Wildcard" underneath then confirm them. you can then make s many transfers in and out as you want until the next deadline without points coming off.

If I could shave 0.3 off somewhere I could have Adam instead of Downing... Very reliant on Man U and Man City, but then they have just utterly dicked two top 5 teams...

Or possibly...? http://img847.imageshack.us/img847/1574/unlednp.jpg

Kneejerk wildcard time! http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7173/unledkwz.jpg

I'd 8 2 be an Arsenal fan today

No-one got me fucking anything, apart from Young and Al-Habsi. I forsee some massive scores this week :/

Man City score 4, captain Silva gets... Fucking nothing. No assist, no goals, not even clean sheet points.

A pleasign few threads http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=622434 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=622430

We have too many attacking players whose specialization is tap ins and getting on to the end of something and not enough who can actually make chances and space for themselves and each other.

Bit greedy of Best. Can see why these two teams have one goal between them in 225 minutes of football. Much better last 5 minutes though.

I want to see Ryan Taylor and Senderos have a staring competition.

Hope everyone is, I'm up against 'average score' in my head to head league because we were one player short.

What's he going to buy next? Eclipse? Naf-Naf? Global Hypercolor?

What will he do if he's wrong? Donate a kidney to a dying child?