They're so on the ball, they never lose focus. They must have been at a concentration camp as well as a training camp.
Have we got a batshit mental Maradona press conference to look forward to?
Well it'll be more enjoyable than our last relegation battle, the teams scrapping at the bottom either have players who have the talent but not the attitude, can't really be arsed and don't want to be there, or the players who maybe aren't as gifted but are glad to be playing premier league football and to be at the club. Even if the net result is the same or similar, it's easier to get behind the latter and I'd rather be fighting relegation with likable players than a bunch of dicks.
Curse of the Nike World Cup Commercial, Confirmed
http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/30/curse-of-the-nike-world-cup-commerical-confirmed/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fgRvpbYkc8&feature=player_embedded
The barcode one, maybe. Hated it at the time but it's got a certain nostalgic value to it now, plus the blue star sponsor.
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/newcastle%201990.jpg
Are Northern Rock not bothered that the brand they've paid so much to have on the kits looks like it's been added with a bin bag and a tippex pen like?
Harper looks like the result of a failed experiment where someone tried to teleport himself without realising there was a Quality Street noisette triangle in the test chamber with him.
Not a particularly flattering pic of it on the front page, is it? Lop-sidedly hung in someone's shed.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8282/kitkh.jpg