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I fancy Liam O'Brien over the wall.

It could help him do that beardsley rubber legged shimmy.

You seen the Gold forum on RTG? Some quality threads in there. Aye, they deserve commending for this like http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=489139 that sarnie looks fooking beutifull That is a good sarnie. Fair play to them (still a shit forum). Result, linked to it on Facebook asking for someone to make it for me, a mate says she'll make one and invite me and the lass over to eat it

Can we not just give him pain killing injections for this one game?

Keegan "Imagine if that decision had been given to Spurs at the other end" Haha, yeah, right

So have I got this right? Nani dives for a pen, and grabs the ball. Ref waves it away, doesn't book him for diving or for a deliberate handball - Gomes presumes it's a free kick and the ball must be out of play seeing as Nani's held the ball. Gomes puts the ball down, Nani makes a miracle recovery from writhing on the floor like he was going to die and runs over to the ball. Gomes asks the ref what's going on, the ref makes a vague gesture with his hands like "Go on". Gomes is like "What? Take the kick? He's standing next to the ball." Nani puts it in the net and celebrates. Linesman flags. Ref discusses it with the linesman, with Ferdinand about 6 inches from his face intimidating him, ref overrules the linesman and gives the goal.

Reminds me of someone who posted a screenshot to show off their wallpaper without realising one of the folders on their desktop was called "shemale vids"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11649831

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6475828,00.html

Why do I get the impression he's come to his conclusions based on looking at our top scorers rather than actually watching matches?

Agreed. Been hungover two days in a row, and had this headline and the Ince one to contend with on F365 upon logging in. Motherfuckers. Someone suggested the Hughton speculation came from people lumping bets on him to go after seeing headlines about the magpies looking for a new boss.

Sky Sports Premier League Preview http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6472803,00.html Make yer mind up

Hughton is out of his depth. You'll find I'm rarely wrong. :lol: You're always wrong! Talksport about to do an hour discussing the useless no mark now. Who would we realistically replace him with if we got rid who would give us a better chance?

I don't understand, what's going on? Who's supposed to want him out? The fans? Players? Ashley? Bookies? I feel like I've lost my mind somewhere here!

skysports.com match report for last night Have I been living in a parallel world or something?

Not a fair reflection.

Added to that, a Carling Cup win would give us the great 'European nights' back Don't care how much of a mickey mouse cup it is, I'd go fucking mental. And I'd be singing 'You've never won fuck all" to everyone outside the current top four for 90 minutes of every match probably, had 20 years of having that sung at me.

Taken from the Sunday Sport, the paper which brought you "Statue of Elvis found on Mars" If you look at where the 'tattoo' is on his back and imagine him standing up straight it would be miles off centre. Look at how straight the text is, in spite of supposedly being on the curve of his back as he twists around.

Sorry, schoolboy error - Didn't check not worthy of a thread and thought I'd deleted it straight after posting before there'd be a reply.

Carte d'Or.

I could spend all night reading RTG if that happened. You'd spend all night waiting for the server to respond

Most recently reffed our Carling Cup win at Stamford Bridge, where luckily his daft pen gift to the home team didn't make a difference. Dowd seems to enjoy sending at least one manager to the stands if at all possible, imagine Bruce would be firm favourite for that this time.

They were kicking off that we were both the same odds to win the league not so long ago

Impossible, our entire team is shit and full of players they've never heard of and they're buying £13m Ballon d'Or nominees and don't even need to play them, we'll be lucky to keep it single figures. They're not even bothering to predict the result, just how many they'll win by and what Darren Bent's first victory tweet will be.