BlueStar

Why the fuck can't I make my transfers?

People are more optimistic than me if they think it's going to pens like.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_6227659,00.html Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp has confirmed he has contacted Joe Cole's agent regarding his interest in the England international.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/119278/Return-of-the-the-black-shirts-/

Like Slovenia's Charlie Brown kit.

I've got a fiver on Slovenia and a fiver on a draw

Ah, it's only England man. Villa Park May 2009 was nerve wracking, this is just... Concerning.

Fucking hell, has anyone else noticed the age of the escorts they've supplied the players with? Must be from that escort agency Ribery uses. http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/7346/captureln.jpg

What happened to Droopy boycoutting the BBC for suggesting he pocketed brown envelopes on Panorama?

He's 'it the beans on towst!

Villa you common fantasy captain twat.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup-2010/teams/england/7843368/England-v-Slovenia-German-referee-Wolfgang-Stark-to-take-charge-of-clash.html At least if we bomb out of the competition on Wednesday the press can indulge in some good old jingoistic jerry-bashing.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/musicgeek75/concerto.jpg

Well if those North Koreans weren't trying to sneak off and defect before they'd better give it a go now.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8750672.stm

Can imagine people thinking it's just a shitter version of last year's, which was pretty shit anyway, and wearing the previous shirt again this year instead of forking out again.

Kaka was my captain today, was furious to see him sent off so late... But somehow he still got me 16 points, so never mind.

Ghana have the coolest flag in the competition, possibly the world. Unless you can find me a cooler one. None of our team looked knackered after the match yesterday, how can you play in a world cup match and not tire yourself out? What more motivation do you need?

What's the logic of putting up England flags with ABE on them?

Any chance to get a nip pun when the Japanese are playing, eh.

It's temping fate, isn't it? Same with the Sun back page, there's only one way it's going to go. Isn't there some kind of curse in American Football where the player picked to feature on the front of the Madden game because they're the rising star of the time always fades into obscurity or suffers a career ending injury? And isn't the Grammy for "Best New Artist" a well known poison chalice that guarantees career atrophy?

Wonder if they'll keep showing that Nike "Build the Future" advert where Rooney's getting fucking knighted, given a statue and every baby in the hospital is called Wayne, not surprising you believe your own hype too much when you've got a Queen Liz look-a-like dubbing you with a prop sword before the tournament starts.

I hope that next time Rooney pulls out one of his Sky Sports Wankfest Specials that the opposition give him a chorus of "Where was that in Af-ri-ca?"

Compare and contrast... http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/8756/captureyi.jpg Same every two years "We're gonna piss it, best team for decades, great manager, honorary Englishman, Three Lions, Roonaldo, passion, drive...." Two games later "We're shit, manager is a turnip/wally/cunt/foreign cunt, hang your heads, we're never going to win again"

If the Mackems were seething about him not taking Bent before, they must be having an aneurysm after seeing how the shower who did get on the plane behaved last night.