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Howay then cuntlugs, what's the answer? It's certainly more feasible than someone claiming they would become comletely neutral for the next 20 years. Wouldn't do it myself, the sports are completely different. So you accept that people could find other interests, while maintaining a passing interest in football without having to pledge loyalty to one team?

Howay then cuntlugs, what's the answer?

What if someone said they'd start watching the Newcastle Vipers, Falcons or Eagles instead (I know a Sunderland season ticket holder who became disalusioned with football and now pours all his energy into following Durham CCC, for example - he claims this is because of the state of the game in general, not just because they were shit at the time. Sure some people would be disallusioned if their favourite club vanished) Would this also be completely crazy-wackedout-don't believe you stop lying of course you wouldn't stuff too?

The problem here is that when people don't come up with the response to your post you want, it's not because they don't understand you. Hypothetically speaking, if newcastle hypothetically speaking stopped being a football club I would, hypothetically speaking, not have a club I would say I supported. there is a difference between supported and being totally neutral, not having a favourite of any kind or any team whose progress you follow/results you look out for/defend in the pub I honestly thought that was clear in the OP Your post was completely clear, as was my answer. However, it's clear you have some form of comprehension problems. At the moment there are some clubs I like more than others but I would not count this as any of them. This would still be the case 20 years after Newcastle hypothetically vanished. I hope this is clear enough for you.

The problem here is that when people don't come up with the response to your post you want, it's not because they don't understand you. Hypothetically speaking, if newcastle hypothetically speaking stopped being a football club I would, hypothetically speaking, not have a club I would say I supported.

read the OP. I know you have a habit of not, but do try. I don't mean you have to go to every game How many games would I go to? Who would I support? Would I have the replica kit? Please let me know, because you clearly know these things better than me. fine, you would have a preference for absolutely no-one. You would be the most boring cunt around. I can actually see where you're coming from now. I see, and when Newcaslte aren't playing is everyone in the pub when a match is on the most boring cunt around? You don't half talk some shite, no-wonder you cannit get any. didn't get that at all You seem to be implying taking an interest in football without supporting a team makes you a borning cunt. Just wondering if this stretches to following matches or leagues which newcastle aren't involved in when you don't actually support any of the teeams invovled?

You mustn't have met many people then, one of my Dads mates is like that, goes to some matches, always watching games on the telly but doesn't have a favourite team. Do you not follow any football competition newcastle aren't involved in then? You never take any interest in the lower leagues, champions league, you'll never watch Chelsea Man U or whatever without singing for and supporting one or the other?

read the OP. I know you have a habit of not, but do try. I don't mean you have to go to every game How many games would I go to? Who would I support? Would I have the replica kit? Please let me know, because you clearly know these things better than me. fine, you would have a preference for absolutely no-one. You would be the most boring cunt around. I can actually see where you're coming from now. I see, and when Newcaslte aren't playing is everyone in the pub when a match is on the most boring cunt around? You don't half talk some shite, no-wonder you cannit get any.

I'd say "I supported Newcastle, but in a very unusual turn of events they vapourised. I still follow football but I don't have a favourite team. What do you mean you simply don't believe me?"

read the OP. I know you have a habit of not, but do try. I don't mean you have to go to every game How many games would I go to? Who would I support? Would I have the replica kit? Please let me know, because you clearly know these things better than me.

I just want people to name the club out of interest, no other agenda. I simply don't beleive you. I simply don't beleive you.

Sorry, I mean I'd support Accrington Stanley of course, superfan all the way, standing in the pissing rain week in, week out. But then you already knew this of course! Fair enough, you got me. Can't get one over you can we?

For the rest of your life? Don't believe you Yes, for the rest of my life. Why ask a question if you're going to make up your own answer?

Probably lose interest and just occasionally watch whoever was on telly. Certainly wouldn't bother picking another team.

More chance of us getting him then if they've let him see the piss soaked bus-stop he'd be playing in if he joined the scouse mackems.

Surely what Newcastle have been missing is a manager who can guarantee club success with a lot of cash?

A marked improvement from utter shite then, maybe we should try and unsettle him.

Even if there was the slightest chance of this, I can't imagine someone with his attitude/arrogance getting on with Shepherd really, can you? That's why we ended up with someone as headstrong as a wet dishcloth and with considerably less charisma.

Was it Stuart Pearce who said it's like de ja vu all over again?

No, don't want the possibility of the 'Top Dogs of The North East" trophy magically reappearing from the years it spends in limbo when we're in the highest league position. And certainly don't want to play the mackems under Roeder.

Martins is up there with Rooney.

Nearly, nearly went down for this one, wish I had now - actually being at a toon victory would have been canny!

Open top bus parade tomorrow!

Fucking Carvalho, twat above me in my pub fantasy league has him.

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