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There are a number of solutions if there is. Primarily Roeder should shut the fuck up and gain respect through his teams before spouting shite, no? So Mr Roeder, what do you think of the appaling scenes in Europe over the weekend? No comment But aren't you a little bit concerned? No comment It doesn't concern you at all, what with you being manager of the only Premiership club to have qualified for Europe more times than the top four? No comment. Now fuck off my phone line, I've got some Turkish kebab orders to phone through Really, you think Sky were camped outside Roeders house shouting this stuff at him every time he twitched the curtains? Where are the other articles on skysports.com from all the other managers in the league they asked?

Who decided to call Roeder of all people for comment on this? Or did he just phone up "You're On Sky Sports?"

The Sun making up 'clever' nicknames and claiming that they're ours. "Cole, known as "Wor Blackie" on Tyneside" "Ginola, known as the 'Frog on the Tyne' to Geordies", "Peter Ramage, or 'Peter Rampage' as the toon army have dubbed him"

And all want Shearer to be next manager. Newcastle fans want a geordie manager, geordie chairman, geordie captain and geordie tea lady, indeed the reason we've been holding off on winning something is because there's no point unless we can do it with a full set.

Call me crazy, but I think our best chance of a win for the rest of the season is the Arsenal match. Weve managed to raise our game and battle against Chelsea, Liverpool and Man U while looking disinterested against shite teams fighting for their lives. Agreed, how depressing. Is it fair enough to say Roeder wasn't a good appointment yet?

Title reminds me of "Readers Digest: You may have already won a huge cash prize!"

Thought Jasper Carrot was a West Brom fan? Glory hunting twat.

Well, my stand looks utterly pathetic in that imagining

As far as the old "My mates mate knows **** and he's a twat" I think a lot of it comes down to who you speak to, I'm sure some people who've met me once in passing, if I was famous, would think I was a right cunt. That wifey I knocked flying about 20 feet when I sprinted round the corner trying to catch a metro the other day for one, in fact she may be saying just that in an official statement if she's regained conciousness. If I had to put up with mongs everywhere I went I'd probably get pretty sick of it an all and I dunno if I'd be able to put on the smiley face the 20th time that day someone had asked me the same question. But that said, I'm sure a fair few players are arseholes. Or at least that it's a fair reflection of society which, lets face it, has a relatively high twat/untwat ratio anyway. I get a lot of taxis and apparently most footballers who travel in taxis are cunts, especially John Barnes. Exceptions are Beardsley and Pav who are lovely fellas.

Rate Sidwell from what I've seen. Like to see him here.

Flak off Roeder.

After Souness I'd have been disappointed with him, at the moment I'd bite his hand off, savouring every big sausage-like finger.

Surely the top clubs will be happier being a big fish in a smaller pond. It's all very well being top of a league when you pick up the majority of your points playing teams like Bolton, Villa and Watford but it's easy to end up languishing when you're playing top quality clubs week in, week out. Same reason I can't see why rangers and celtic would like to become a mediocre premiership team rather than the big boys of scotland.

When he rolls around on the floor after he misses, is he hoping for a penalty or having a tantrum btw?

When he's not scoring mint goals he looks shite.

"Todays attendance is 52,004. Newcastle United thanks you for your continuing support. At least you've got your health. Worse things happen at sea." Problem you've got with that is that he works for match of the day and gets to see the tapes of our squad.

Completely unsurprised. First half was so bad they didn't even have the obligatory added minute for the first time for as long as I can remember.

Here's the article: http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article2407996.ece

One of the broadsheets today reckons the FA move was more about the MOTD team's criticism of recent England performances than anything else.

Possibly trying to justify snubbing Sol Campbell.

Looks alright to me, better than the current one which is awful. A lot depends on the quality of the material, if it's decent then I might get it, if it feels like a taiwan knock off like our current one I'll skip.

Not really surprising Freddy would be up for dodgy dealings like this, his closest associates are used car salesmen and the like.

I thought this was going to be about Scott Parker getting 2 bonus points for the Charlton match.

Shepherd or Abramovich?

I'll renew. Gets me out the house and it's an excuse to start drinking at 12 on a saturday. Although I know at least one of my pre-match drinking companions is probably not going to renew.