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Renewing.

What do you do to earn that money if you don't mind me asking? Seems quite a lot of lawns to mow and cars to wash. Like I say, once you have commitments and yer mam stops cooking your dinner you might think a bit differently. Most adults don't go to matches for the purpose of ticking them off on their soopafan wallchart like collecting pokemon. I bet the next insult is "I bet you don't even go and hang around the ground to talk to Sky Sports News on signing days." Can't remember these kind of mongs pre-Keegan...

Aye, part timer. Didn't feel it in Germany, or Birmingham away, or every home game when I'm not at work earning my season ticket money, or when I was sitting watching s*** in the Ardiles and Smith days week in, week out. Although saying that it was much easier to stomach paying to watch crap back then when it came out of pocket money instead of wages as I'm sure you know...

I've told you, I have £20 but it's not worth £20. There are better things I can spend it on, things you'll realise when you have outgoings. How did you earn the cash for your season ticket and away games, paper rounds?

Because I enjoyed following the team to Frankfurt more than I would have enjoyed watching it on the telly, and I'll enjoy being in the pub more than I'll enjoy sitting in an empty stadium watching the defence pass it around for 90 minutes. Especially when you have to pay £20 for the privillage, something that becomes a factor when you buy your own tickets. The club isn't a charity.

I can afford it, but I'm not gonna go. ARCH NEMISIS OF SOOPAFAN, WITH POWERS COMPARIBLE TO SOOPAFAN Could be arsed to go to Frankfurt like, but can't be arsed to go to St James for this match. On call that day so I could get called into work anyway.

Think I'd prefer to watch it in the pub with my mates than pay £20 to watch it on my own in the ground. Expect this attendance to be brought up by mackems 10 years down the line.

Grated dogs bollocks? Where do you think that picture's from, a Korean ice cream parlour?

Yep, for fucks sake... Link Accompanied by a picture of him looking like Dick Dastardly.

Keane will take them up and then abandon them for a better job imo. He wouldn't want another disasterous premier league season to dent his credentials as a manager and we've seen that it's much easier to get the mackems up than keep them up.

Scoreboards with cheesy CG graphics like the ones you get on the screens at bowling alleys - A CGI version of a mascot like "Hamton the Hammer" or whatever running along and scoring a goal and the letters "G-O-A-L!" slamming into position. In fact, add mascots in big furry suits in general to that as well, so glad we got rid of Mongo and Milly the magpies or wahtever they were called. And, of course, Detective Inspector Shitcock and PC Fuckwit parking their big f****** riot van right in the bottle neck outside the east stand and causing a massive crush. Then putting their blue lights on and trying to get out by edging fowards and running over all the people they've trapped. Nice one twatface, MBE in the New Years honours list for sure.

Q: Still injured? A: Aye.

Hmm, the other four members of the top 5 English clubs in the rich list all have something in common that we don't.

Is Xavi really prnounced Jarvie?

I especially hate the ref gesturing "Back. Come on, move back. Back to here. No here, where my arm is. Back" (No movement whatsoever from the wall, just a little hopping from foot to foot and sideways glances) "OK, that's fine. Pweeeep!" Grow some f****** bollocks! That also goes for referees who run backwards away from players who are confronting them - They can't knock you out you baldy t***, stand your ground! Always said that to me it sounds like his sentences are stuck together like commentary on a crap playstation game. "Here we are at... Millenium Stadium. We have a thrilling game for you between highbury... and.... merseyside reds

Commentators pretending that everyone doesn't secretly like seeing footballers kicking off and having girly slappy pushy fights. "No-one likes to see that in football" Oh come on, before all the players and half the bench started wading in after that tackle no-one in the pub was even watching this shite 2nd division nowts each draw.

What I hate are the excuses for it, where they make out they have no choice but to support Liverpool or Man U, in spite of being born and living miles away - "I've got family from Manchester", "My Dad supports Liverpool" So if they lived in Liverpool and their dad was from Hull, would half of these idiots support Hull? Would they f***.

The magical invisible yellow card brandished by the likes of Ronaldo and Mourinio. Should be an automatic booking. "Oh, you want one of these? There you go."

Zumba Bumba Land is a themepark in the Ukraine I believe.

So when Emre told Yobo he eats negros for breakfast he was just warning him that the quick burst of engery from all that sugar was going to make him mighty hard to catch when he skins him.

Why would it? First time some one pisses in their back pocket will probably put them off.

In the same way that he "backs" medicinal weed and the touchy feely green environmental stuff I#d imagine. Willing to pay lip service to it, but no intention whatsoever of taking a risk by actually doing owt about it. When he does the whole new groovy compasionate conservative angle with no links to the previous bunch of evil demons, he conveniently fails to mention he's the guy who wrote Micheal Howard's manifesto.

I hear he can play up front as well, so we could have a Shola Salmon strike force.

I think I'm going to start calling him that.

Got the Mirror this morning. "No one knows where the film was headed or who the mystery recipient was" Followed by "Here are the photos"