thomas

Don't feel bad - that turkey would be having you for christmas if it could.

HB Jesus

You're pretty inoffensive tbh.

can I assume everyone's caught up with Game of Thrones season 5 by now because this is brilliant

I don't get it either. In the same way I don't understand everything else that isn't remotely funny. You don't understand your own posts?! bam. #burnt I don't understand this post. Aye but that's just because you're dim. It was a proper hilarious post.

I don't get it either. In the same way I don't understand everything else that isn't remotely funny. You don't understand your own posts?! bam. #burnt

Cute kids. #notAcreep Also gini is tinier than I thought.

What he's said is kind of like saying "a war isn't the generals, it's the soldiers!" I mean, yeah, for certain things it absolutely comes down to the individuals and he's correct. But to diminish or toss out altogether the importance of higher level strategic thinking vs tactical is rubbish. And I'd agree the philosophy/environment of the club matters too, but that could be fluid as well, with owners changing etc. Really it's just impossible to pin down how much each contribution matters and it wouldn't be a hard rule anyway.

And then what happens, Gavrilo?

http://i.imgur.com/JvayQWZ.jpg

took a knock to the head, looked like he was going to come back on then got sent to the bench for bony

please tell me I'm not the only one hearing this guy, again after the campbell miss. I'm dying here

best i could do quickly http://i.imgur.com/kpAc4Zy.gif

He's quality it just seemed for years he'd barely have 60 minutes in him nevermind a full 90 and now suddenly he's just completely beasting it? Clearly the only rational explanation is roids.

Ozil is juicing.

Someone at the emirates sounds just like Fenton's owner hurling abuse and the occasional "jeezus christ". Picked up by the mics a few times now.

excellent goal

2nd yellow +penalty was a farce. That ref at the real-rayo game deserves to be crowned king of the godawful ref thread.

:lol:

if I'm reading those numbers right *mashes buttons on old paper-feed accountant calculator* we were shit

his weird stutterstep while looking dead at the ball before aimlessly hoofing it, like he hears the ball scream 'wait wait don't kick me' making a strong case for LB to become priority signing.

they deserve shooting tbh

Dummett's overly deliberate lining up for kicks

hell of a goal tbf :|

fuck off missing that sitter sdj gaan puncture your other lung you blond goon