thomas

holy mother of fuck dummett

well these 20 minutes have certainly murdered my lingering christmas high. and I'm only just streaming it, can't imagine how dire it might be in person.

fuck off mason

dat colback delivery

Pardew has 4700 heart attacks as everyone's wishes come true at the same time.

who is it that has the treat pooping christmas log as a tradition? I want in on that.

Don't feel bad - that turkey would be having you for christmas if it could.

HB Jesus

You're pretty inoffensive tbh.

can I assume everyone's caught up with Game of Thrones season 5 by now because this is brilliant

I don't get it either. In the same way I don't understand everything else that isn't remotely funny. You don't understand your own posts?! bam. #burnt I don't understand this post. Aye but that's just because you're dim. It was a proper hilarious post.

I don't get it either. In the same way I don't understand everything else that isn't remotely funny. You don't understand your own posts?! bam. #burnt

Cute kids. #notAcreep Also gini is tinier than I thought.

What he's said is kind of like saying "a war isn't the generals, it's the soldiers!" I mean, yeah, for certain things it absolutely comes down to the individuals and he's correct. But to diminish or toss out altogether the importance of higher level strategic thinking vs tactical is rubbish. And I'd agree the philosophy/environment of the club matters too, but that could be fluid as well, with owners changing etc. Really it's just impossible to pin down how much each contribution matters and it wouldn't be a hard rule anyway.

And then what happens, Gavrilo?

http://i.imgur.com/JvayQWZ.jpg

took a knock to the head, looked like he was going to come back on then got sent to the bench for bony

please tell me I'm not the only one hearing this guy, again after the campbell miss. I'm dying here

best i could do quickly http://i.imgur.com/kpAc4Zy.gif

He's quality it just seemed for years he'd barely have 60 minutes in him nevermind a full 90 and now suddenly he's just completely beasting it? Clearly the only rational explanation is roids.

Ozil is juicing.

Someone at the emirates sounds just like Fenton's owner hurling abuse and the occasional "jeezus christ". Picked up by the mics a few times now.

excellent goal

2nd yellow +penalty was a farce. That ref at the real-rayo game deserves to be crowned king of the godawful ref thread.

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