thomas

Why isn't there a non-compulsory cutoff age, 30 or 32, where you can just say goodbye without penalty to club football? By all means stay on if both player and national team coach want to continue e.g. Klose, but otherwise don't force them.

Who are we trying to convince with realistic looking poll results? The Board doesn't care and will stick with Pardew. Most opposition fans will see the poll as the voice of the demanding NUFC fan, unhappy with and sacking yet another manager for not delivering the top-4 finish we expect. Despite the dated and inaccurate nature of that caricature it still seems a widely held perception.

so an improvement

f***ing hell. Like leaving a Ferrari at home and taking next doors Lada out for a change. Agree with the first bit but it's more like being replaced by a bulldozer. He actually tries to run through players with a vain hope that quantam physics allow him and the ball to pass through unhindered later incarnations of The Flash had him actually do that! vibrate his particles through solid objects. This is apropos of nothing. Sissoko is not, to my knowledge, the Flash.

Been linked quite a bit previously! Gal tier was linked last May when Pardew made his best attempt to abseil down the league, but his name has popped up in a few articles again today. The story being that a respected, decent French manager can repair the damage Pardew has caused to our relationships with French teams with the destruction of certain talents. Good call if true. I'd take Jean-Paul Gaultier if it meant getting rid of this fraud at least we'd come out of it smelling like roses

it's a pretty shit tribute mind. "hmm space shuttle disaster, here's a crying eagle in front of a flag with a space shuttle coming out of his eye." back to pardew: fuck this guy.

hey wait that editorial cartoon is about the challenger explosion, damn sanny

I read a bit of them on deadline day and for some reason, I just assumed the assholes were American. I didn't feel good about that. Almost said "Bloody Yanks." http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs14/i/2007/085/7/9/Crying_Eagle_by_Kai_Crewger.jpg Right? Gonna get a couple burgers today. Get my swagger back.

I think there's a cabal of mongs on r/nufc who are still fighting for him. wearying.

http://i.imgur.com/dO2rKj3.jpg

Daft cunt just booked his ticket to Hull.

http://i.imgur.com/9dPnH47.gif jesus christ

he's going to dye orange stripes in his beard and become their jesus it won't be tolerable

Propaganda has really worked. The analysts on NBC were saying similar.. It's amazing what people will believe. You'd think Hull fans wouldn't trust the guy who tried to headbutt one of their players though.. Repeat a lie often enough and people will believe it. - Ronald Reagan

last seen in a rowboat with gendry

hahahaha

Would be a glimmer of hope that they're appeasing pardew in the short term because they didn't have anyone lined up, but with the idea of having a new manager use two of our better players next season (if the MYM thing is also a loan). Straws firmly clutched.

The car's on fire [exhale] and there's no driver at the wheel

club to hang competing "NOPE" banner at next home game

LADS!!! LADS!!! look at the bright side : we can legitimately pick him for our fantasy teams now

to clarify : nufc, not people in this thread

you goddamn dumb motherfuckers

For the first time since this threads inception, I feel pessimistic. All the past cries of "where are the goals going to come from" now ring true. We have no one to score goals. We can't stop goals from being scored. Our manager is a clueless fuckwit shithead who sets his teams out in the least dynamic and attacking sense I can imagine short of literally playing a 10-0-0. 3.