thomas

There's only one Alan Pardew.

I want to hit him in the face with a skateboard.

is it a moral victory if we keep dzeko from scoring?

pardew you drunken shart

Tim with the raw acceleration of a oil tanker.

No. edit: first straight red. though. Arsenal's Koscielny got sent off for a 2nd yellow yesterday.

I commend your choice to start drinking.

Turning this off I give up for a week.

Par-don't. Has this caught on yet?

These are 45 dog minutes. There's no way time has been passing normally.

Master strategy actually. Wear them out by letting them pass all over us then we'll score on them at will in the 2nd half when their legs have gone.

single malt or blended? Single Malt. What is it? Not far from breaking out the Lagavulin here.

single malt or blended?

hahaha, people had hope.

Here's to hope.

Some silence of the lambs shit Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Bimpy. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does it do, this bid you mention?

if they have £40m+1 for Suarez they have 25m for Cabaye.

Only one team who finished below us last season is still in the division. Well spotted Michael. Being such an attentive little scamp, you may also have noticed a couple of properly shite teams were promoted and there is a very good chance we will finish above the likes of Fulham, Stoke etc. Fair enough if you think relegation is the most likely outcome this season. I just think that's an insane point of view. Pure cray cray. Absolutely. Am I reading the poll right? Is the winning answer as we stand (dismissing whatever fml means) that we are certain to go down? Even barring us not bringing in two or even one new attacking player, this is utterly mental. 1-10 is probably too granular: what's the difference between a 1 and a 2, really? Grouping 1&2, 3&4 etc its: Vote Total A thing View 1 or 224 ████████████████████████Going down would require extraordinary circumstances that aren't worth contemplating. 3 or 415 ███████████████Going down isn't outside the realm of possibility, but very unlikely. 5 or 624 ████████████████████████It's possible we could be relegated. A bad run and dip in confidence could send us into a tailspin. 7 or 826 ██████████████████████████We'll have to try very hard not to get relegated. 9 or 1025 █████████████████████████No chance of avoiding relegation Which admittedly doesn't change much - the overwhelming majority of outlooks on the situation are pessimistic. edit: I also don't know what fml means. I just wanted to make a table. It's been so long.

money vibrate chairman

We used to roll over in away games a lot in Sir Bobby's last season tbf. We have done every season since. Fair enough, I was on about our lack of movement, energy and ingenuity as a side though. We seem listless and planless and it's been that way for a long time. It's the wrong thread for it though.

quality-wise, no, nowhere near. in terms of character, motivation and energy we're miles behind sadly. It's like all our players are in purgatory, listlessly floating through a dense grey fog of ennui. Haven't seen much character, motivation or energy from Hull so far like. Well, I figure we're worse in those respects regardless. Certainly display less of it than a lot of so called "lesser sides". What a load of shite man, we haven't even started our season yet, wait till tomorrow then judge our attributes in that regard. It's honestly been a malaise for a while, going into remission only for brief periods ever since the sacking of SBR. I doubt it's magically improved itself over our so-far shite summer.

quality-wise, no, nowhere near. in terms of character, motivation and energy we're miles behind sadly. It's like all our players are in purgatory, listlessly floating through a dense grey fog of ennui. Haven't seen much character, motivation or energy from Hull so far like. Well, I figure we're worse in those respects regardless. Certainly display less of it than a lot of so called "lesser sides".

quality-wise, no, nowhere near. in terms of character, motivation and energy we're miles behind sadly. It's like all our players are in purgatory, listlessly floating through a dense grey fog of ennui.

Sua'gows does it again

Come on you Eagles.