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On board with this.

**lights go out in office, JFK's entrance music begins to play**

Go fuck yourself, Redknapp.

Aye, I forgot to say, scrap the Europa league.

Goal line technology is welcome and awesome. The CL should be expanded to a 64 team knockout (Home+Away) competition with 1 spot given to each country's champion (53?54?) and then the extra spots going to the second place teams of the nations according to coefficient ranking, i.e. Spain, Germany, England, Italy, Portugal, France, Netherlands, Russia, Ukraine, Belgium and Turkey would all have 2 entrants. The Europa league would be scrapped.

We knew Fulham was in the hat for buying him. So it makes no sense to go in this low really. If nobody wanted him I can understand us working up from that starting point and getting him cheaper than what they want. Unless the whole point was just trolling Bent for the sake of it. We have been happy to pay far more than that to players we really want here. Or trolling Pards. "We'll do our damndest to get him in, Alan."

But accurate, as much as I like Yoan Well yeah. I just don't think Bernard went out of his way to shit on Goof Troop.

When the next line is "And when you consider Gouffran has done well, that’s not a bad CV." it sounds like he's trying to say gouffran is good but Remy is even better. Just went about it in the worst way.

I have news for him, Newcastle's not giving £80k/wk either.

When he scored that header against us last year I wanted the world to die. I can usually tolerate him but that literally sent me apoplectic.

Yeah I'd better not.

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shut down football ffs

85k a week? insane.

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Anything we can imagine is probably tame compared to the actual tactics in negotiations. JFK probably shows up for them in a horse mask and toga.

Well, it's not like it's as simple as that. Usually transfers are a negotiation. £6.9m isn't really that far from €10m. It represents a 20% difference, that's pretty big? http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&q=6900000+GBP+in+Euro&oq=6900000+GBP+in+Euro edit: if we wanted to undercut by, say, 10% it'd be a £7.75m offer. `

Fucking excellent start to my Monday.

Get one that says you're a rugged individualist and unique, like a tribal tat or barbed wire loop on the arm.

JFK needs to turn on the ol' wiggum charm.

Did he call him Sir Alan? Glad I wasn't the only one. Thought I heard that slip too.

Plastic surgery and liposuction, sorted. If anything, money really helps those two conditions.

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OVER THE LINE http://i.imgur.com/aGDvGzq.jpg

I think I would rather have Susan Boyle as manager than Pardew, at least she might learn from her mistakes. She might even finish a couple of points shy of a champions league place by COMPLETE ACCIDENT. Anyway, worse managers than Pardew have finished 5th. In case anyone is curious (5th placed club / year / manager) (p.s. football began in 92) QPR - 92/93 Gerry Francis LEEDS - 93/94 Howard Wilkinson LEEDS - 94/95 Howard Wilkinson ARSENAL - 95/96 Bruce Rioch ASTON VILLA - 96-97 Brian Little LEEDS - 97-98 George Graham WHAM - 98-99 Harry Redknapp CHELSEA- 99-00 Gianluca Vialli IPSWICH - 00-01 George Burley LEEDS - 01-02 David O'Leary LIVERPOOL - 02-03 Gerard Houllier NUFC - 03-04 Sir Bobby Robson LIVERPOOL - 04-05 Rafa Benitez TOTTENHAM - 05-06 Martin Jol TOTTENHAM - 06-07 Martin Jol EVERTON - 07-08 David Moyes EVERTON - 08-09 David Moyes MAN CITY - 09-10 Roberto Mancini TOTTENHAM - 10-11 Harry Redknapp NUFC - 11-12 Alan Pardew TOTTENHAM - 12-13 AVB