thomas

They're 11 men set out with a plan and ideas and we seem like 11 people Twilight Zone'd onto a pitch with no clue what's going on so in that respect I can see the comparison that it's like we're playing a different sport.

Brave local lion in spine of team. Shameful headbutt to his arm by disgraceful foreign poof, done in by crooked ref on the take no doubt. Will come back stronger.

Had a bad game. Not the end of the world. City can make any fullback look bad, he didn't help himself at all though. Still not convinced he's possessed by the ghost of Hitler.

hehe. dangly balls.

Pardew must walk.

Sounds like a good idea in retrospect.

There's only one Alan Pardew.

I want to hit him in the face with a skateboard.

is it a moral victory if we keep dzeko from scoring?

pardew you drunken shart

Tim with the raw acceleration of a oil tanker.

No. edit: first straight red. though. Arsenal's Koscielny got sent off for a 2nd yellow yesterday.

I commend your choice to start drinking.

Turning this off I give up for a week.

Par-don't. Has this caught on yet?

These are 45 dog minutes. There's no way time has been passing normally.

Master strategy actually. Wear them out by letting them pass all over us then we'll score on them at will in the 2nd half when their legs have gone.

single malt or blended? Single Malt. What is it? Not far from breaking out the Lagavulin here.

single malt or blended?

hahaha, people had hope.

Here's to hope.

Some silence of the lambs shit Hannibal Lecter: First principles, Bimpy. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does it do, this bid you mention?

if they have £40m+1 for Suarez they have 25m for Cabaye.

Only one team who finished below us last season is still in the division. Well spotted Michael. Being such an attentive little scamp, you may also have noticed a couple of properly shite teams were promoted and there is a very good chance we will finish above the likes of Fulham, Stoke etc. Fair enough if you think relegation is the most likely outcome this season. I just think that's an insane point of view. Pure cray cray. Absolutely. Am I reading the poll right? Is the winning answer as we stand (dismissing whatever fml means) that we are certain to go down? Even barring us not bringing in two or even one new attacking player, this is utterly mental. 1-10 is probably too granular: what's the difference between a 1 and a 2, really? Grouping 1&2, 3&4 etc its: Vote Total A thing View 1 or 224 ████████████████████████Going down would require extraordinary circumstances that aren't worth contemplating. 3 or 415 ███████████████Going down isn't outside the realm of possibility, but very unlikely. 5 or 624 ████████████████████████It's possible we could be relegated. A bad run and dip in confidence could send us into a tailspin. 7 or 826 ██████████████████████████We'll have to try very hard not to get relegated. 9 or 1025 █████████████████████████No chance of avoiding relegation Which admittedly doesn't change much - the overwhelming majority of outlooks on the situation are pessimistic. edit: I also don't know what fml means. I just wanted to make a table. It's been so long.

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