thomas

Ferguson must walk.

New 10 year deal, if we don't like it mike extends its to 12.

Seppuku during the post-match, Alan. Go out a hero and be remembered as the man who killed Alan Pardew.

maybe this is just one of those weird waking nightmares I get on oxycontin

Just going to go ahead and turn this off.

Imagine the shame in getting an 8 year contract and sacked after the first year.

Never underestimate the weird confidence granted to the inept by their own blind stupidity. I don't think he thinks he's lying when he says that.

http://i.imgur.com/FtNUT2o.gif

Alan ParDon't. Bam.

http://fuckyeahkeanureeves.tumblr.com/day/2012/06/20 Most likely a lie but ... I wish it was true.

Pluto was still considered a planet.

I'm going to be sick.

We're dead men. Deuce, it's been an honor.

Well that should've been your first hint, Mike doesn't know how to read. I know why he can't

Cue SWP/Crouch photo

These types of jokes are in poor taste.

3-0 to the toon because why not

Finishing bottom half with the French national team.

Never seen as many excuses since Souness either. I don't recall many excuses for Souness tbh. He was shite from the start and never looked like he got the team playing well at all, whereas Pardew at least has a 5th placed finish under his belt. Graeme's "supporters" were thinner in ranks than Pardew's, surely. AP is definitely out of time now but last season "earned" him this one; no argument he's squandered the opportunity and lost all but the most deranged/patient/apathetic of people : I was - and to the extent it seems pointless to sack a manger at this point in the season, still am - in favor of giving him this season. No more.

He doesn't pick himself.

Ref's been beyond the pale tbh but we've kicked ourselves in our nuts by not finishing them off 1st half.

For once Shola's not the biggest clown on the pitch. This ref is beyond words.

he's the one giving yanga-babooya all the trouble, according to whoever the hell is commentating this.

Loving this 2nd half dumpster fire *puts marshmallow on stick, sings kumbaya*