thomas

wow. wow.

phenomenal

is gary hooper still a remote possibility? I've been setting up fake blogs and submitting bogus stories in the hopes of engineering this move on a grass roots level but I think it's just been wasted effort

How the hell does Jonas deserve a 4? He was outstanding today defensively, and looked to have regained some of his old dribbling skills. This, except my incredulity is at him being rated so highly

Don't see how RvP was considered any less of a ticking time bomb than Ba.

I do hope no one criticizing Clattenberg and the linesman was against goal line technology because "it takes the human element out of the game" Just saying, a great reminder that the human element, across all types of decisions, isn't always a positive thing.

hate man u with a passion

Harsh

shit, had a 3-2 win to chelsea in my prediction league ... could have happened if not for ivanovic No doubt they'll lose now.

If Lukaku was Ba then Ba would have been Lukaku, and he'd have buried that cross from shola and at 1-0 up that early we have no way of knowing how the rest of the game would have played out. QED.

Abysmal.

Nah he got into good positions twice, just hammered the crosses in to hard. Did some things okay but was overshadowed by how many times he just completely ballsed a move up. There was a point there around the 80th where he ran off the pitch behind the goal, HBA has the ball on the right just outside the box , people are moving and he can't cross because obertan is lazily walking back onto the pitch completely offside. Screamed at my completely legitimate stream. When anyone says he lacks a footballing brain forget about picking the right pass or making the right run, he can't even get onto the field properly. edit: 85th or so when he clears the ball from their box with a touch that Shola would have laughed at. Just really bad on the whole today. -5 out of 10.

Off his fucking shoulder blades ahahahahaha

Off Cisse's ass?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hope we harvest obertans organs to keep coloccini going, it'd be getting the most use out of him.

Welp.

Obertan get the fuck onside so HBA can cross , fuck that was embarassing

I hope we win So does dinho

WELL CLEARED OBERTAN, GET IT OUT OF THEIRBOX AT ALL COSTS

obercunt

Pardew finds your rigid adherence to human concepts like positions and formations adorable.

sameobi on, terrify them with your spider limbs

I'd hate for us to go on a good run of games because it would mean the end of your posting.

4-4-2. It's going to end a lopsided 3-5-2, no way Jonas has the ability to stay committed as a LB