thomas

Oh Kem-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. http://i.imgur.com/a7UcXk4.gif

I totally agree with the hatred of the modern trial by public opinion carried out in the court of tabloids, but it's still a touchy situation given the gravity of the charges.

"go to jail, get let go" clause. sorted. If he wants to move, I'm sure no interested club would sign him without one.

something isn't quite right is it. Feels like something else is just around the corner to slap us all in our faces. http://i.imgur.com/TaXbZZD.gif

Maybe with all the perch money we can launch an improved last minute bid

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oh sweet pea

Why does this cunt exist

I'm calling it a day.

oooh yeah, wouldn't want to move towards a more inclusive language of mutual respect, think of how shite that would be! Pc brigade out!

I have a pair of pajama bottoms just like those.

Sent a representative to read a statement out from JFK. That's gold already. Just picture him sending out an intern dressed as a medieval page

You think the season is going to be less stressful? You know this little bit here where we're all like, "What's Joe gonna do next?" This is the easy part of the season. You want to skip closer to the Gouffran off at 70, Shola on for HBA, 1-0 leads that we defend for an hour part of the narrative? Fuck that noise. We're gonna miss then when we're using ten to defend our 1-0 vs Stoke. I know it's not the same for everyone but, to me, the hardest twisting of the knife is right now, when so much of the groundwork is(could be) being laid for the season and is in our( "our" JFK's) hands - total responsibility. Once it's done, results aren't solely dependent on us and even though I know they're going to be crap based on our foundation, that makes them a little easier to take.

Nah, I searched amazon for medically induced coma kit but they don't have them yet apparently. Too stressful honestly.

I kind of just want to teleport to the end of august and catch up on all the insane shit that's definitely going to happen and not actually live through it a day at a time.

Veteran English actor Dudley Sutton star of The Leather Boys, The Boys, The Devils and countless other great British movies regales the assembled throng at The Sohemian Society, London.

Perhaps appropriately enough the verse from Brain Damage The lunatic is in the hall. The lunatics are in my hall. The paper holds their folded faces to the floor And every day the paper boy brings more.

Aye. Has the cheek to say he wants to do well. What a cunt.

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/exclusive-newcastles-star-talentspotter-on-brink-as-joe-kinnear-sparks-walkout-8665925.html

Kind of miss his antagonistic, patronizing, cheap, psychotic owl looking face already

Joe Cancer

[union Captain hears sound of bridge exploding in distance, smiles and then expires]

Can legitimately see Yanga-Mbiwa becoming Angie BMW.

There's nothing more enigmatic than a senile troll.

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