thomas

*takes sip from schadenfreude goblet*

hba

Doooowwwwd

http://i.imgur.com/ZVPUaoX.gif

need someone with a spine made from tiny, brave english lions imo, foreign poofs go home

Ferguson must walk. He's already on a rolling contract. Thankfully we didn't give him an eight year deal while the record was achievable. http://i.imgur.com/K9RQh.gif

Ferguson must walk.

New 10 year deal, if we don't like it mike extends its to 12.

Seppuku during the post-match, Alan. Go out a hero and be remembered as the man who killed Alan Pardew.

maybe this is just one of those weird waking nightmares I get on oxycontin

Just going to go ahead and turn this off.

Imagine the shame in getting an 8 year contract and sacked after the first year.

Never underestimate the weird confidence granted to the inept by their own blind stupidity. I don't think he thinks he's lying when he says that.

http://i.imgur.com/FtNUT2o.gif

Alan ParDon't. Bam.

http://fuckyeahkeanureeves.tumblr.com/day/2012/06/20 Most likely a lie but ... I wish it was true.

Pluto was still considered a planet.

I'm going to be sick.

We're dead men. Deuce, it's been an honor.

Well that should've been your first hint, Mike doesn't know how to read. I know why he can't

Cue SWP/Crouch photo

These types of jokes are in poor taste.

3-0 to the toon because why not

Finishing bottom half with the French national team.

Never seen as many excuses since Souness either. I don't recall many excuses for Souness tbh. He was shite from the start and never looked like he got the team playing well at all, whereas Pardew at least has a 5th placed finish under his belt. Graeme's "supporters" were thinner in ranks than Pardew's, surely. AP is definitely out of time now but last season "earned" him this one; no argument he's squandered the opportunity and lost all but the most deranged/patient/apathetic of people : I was - and to the extent it seems pointless to sack a manger at this point in the season, still am - in favor of giving him this season. No more.