thomas

Does Swansea need to shoot someone before a card is given?

Looked like Pardew had to convince Tiote he needed to come off

Almost already

Best done well. Usually when shit like this happens Ameobi puts one in off his arse so, fingers crossed

Like Barca vs Yeovil Town but somehow still 0-0

Fucking vorm

Krul. That's what you do with those.

So much hold up. His chest has better control than Ameobi's feet.

Jonas doesn't half drill his passes does he?

Tiote needs to cut out that dwelling shit

Holy shit Ba. Holy shit. And fucking Obertan.

Santon

Just get one in and the floodgates open

Well done ... Perch?

Sweet mother of god Hislop is almost painful to listen to

Obviously a ploy as people were catching on to the fact he wasn't playing because Ashley didn't want an injury to hurt his price. They picked Swansea as an easy game for a "comeback" to fool the sheep. Off at halftime.

Legal stream for US (possibly Canada): espn3 or espn360.com

Can't believe that's only the 19th time "sanguine" has been used in this forums long storied history tbh

Yes, it follows from the principle of Schrodinger's Dolt. You see, Ashley and co are at the same time both Hannibal Lecter level evil geniuses and simple-schemed pantomime schlock crime drama villains. However, you're unable to determine which devilry they're practicing until you observe them for the purpose of complaining about them on the internet.

eight largest news topic over the past five hours \o/

Was clearly never going to happen, Ashley & co just wanted to create the illusion of activity to get the fans on side, shades of Stephen Ireland, bilderberg group, 9/11 was an inside job, selling Tiote on the 1st, excuting Cabaye mafia style in the center circle, FEMA death camps, etc, etc

Yeah let's talk some more about Joe Kinnear in this Modibo Maiga thread, that sounds like a fun + engaging activity.

Cheeky cunt. I imagine the conversation went something like... MA: "So all, when are you going to sign a new centre back?" AP: "Well, I was thi-" MA: "I'll tell you when! Never! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" Or something. :lol: imagining mike descending in the helicopter to hover above training and yelling that at alan

i would like that last post striken from the record