thomas

Losses all the way down. Relegation. Depression. Jumping off a car park. freedom.

He knows it's on the net and I've shown it to him what now > > > > > > > > > > > >

wake me on feb 1st, this is going to be shit

Yesss, let the hate flow through you wormy.

Cock has been re-holstered

Pardew more like Tardew.

Don't know why anyone's getting optimistic over incomings or outgoings. Or even playing at being optimistic This regime or the last, there's historically not been very much permanent winter first team activity - http://www.transfermarkt.de/en/newcastle-united/transfers-alle/verein_762.html. Look for all the blue lines (happened during the season) without stars (loans) ... not a great deal of inspiring prior transfers to draw on. Including loans it might be another story if MA wasn't deadset against them.

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Would like to reiterate my opinions on Gervinho.

Gervinho is so crap I love it.

I'd fancy our chances too against Jones + Carrick as CB's w/ no Rooney or Fletcher. Tactical masterstroke by Kean starting his only decent forward.

False. All other clubs always buy players they're linked with, we only leak stories of interest and then don't follow through to give the impression we tried

They're a much harder working team than us. Please rescind that contract offer to simpson, let a horse take a shit on it, and sneak it into his locker. Also find a way to murder Obertan in his sleep.

I just want to whip Olympic standard shot put at him with a custom jai alai basket is that so wrong

Reminder that the following people, including a rugby coach, actor, professional dancer and a man who got punched in the head so much he retired from boxing, have a better record than lawro Shaun Edwards 11 Gethin Jones 11 Frankie Dettori 10 Ricky Hatton 9 Gary Oldman 8 Ola Jordan 8 Richard Archer 8 Robbie Savage 8 Russell Grant 8

Please tell me the link was right into the meat of the daft confessions thread

Well done falling for Pardew's clever mind games.

"Ashley fancies a gamble therefore ... " = whatever theory using that as justification is rancid turd. ASHLEY FANCIES A GAMBLE and is buying the entire Croatia U-17 squad for £5m to replace our current reserves + youth system.

I'm not even sure what that's a warning against.

Walked in to hear her telling the bairn “language is fundamentally responsible for capitalism." Fuming.#BaudrillardIsShite #wifeisahelmet

Unable to come to compromise on whether Joey Jnr should watch teletubbies or documentary on Heidegger #parentconflict

*raises paw*

Wigan maybe but McCarthy was getting dogs abuse earlier this season from the Wolves fans That 2-2 with Swansea with their 2 goals coming in the last 10 minutes. He was getting absolutely slaughtered by the fans during the game. I can't see how it's improved much since.