thomas

fuck off was just about to say that Actually been saying it since we failed with Gameiro. Still want it to happen, no irony.

three words: 'ar ree Redknapp.

I'm going to beat the internet out of the next person who uses gifbin B[

Harsh, but 50% more birthday well wishes for me so I'll take it.

Of course nufc is quiet they do their business in london. Won't hear a peep from sjp. Honestly. they call themselves journali-- whats' that? yes you can have one of these straws.

because you touch yourself at night

why in the love of poon would chelsea sell or loan sturridge to liverpool?

would get fired for what I'd be forced to do in the office if that came off

get this man away from bridges and sharp objects

AMBITION *does jazz hands*

neesy come back

And the followup. I like this guy. Jcobbold3952 Jonathan Cobbold @DamianSpellman Well done Sherlock

Crazy isn't it, it's like we shouldn't have left it to the last day. Just don't understand. it's almost like if we hadnt, we might not have to offer as much? which seems to be the problem? Clearly all Ken Bates' fault.

Yes, to the land of rubbish jokes.

Sturridge. 20m

Why we have a pretty good chance of finishing above Arsenal this season.

if no one leaves in the next 24 hours you have to post a picture of yourself smiling, or as close to smiling as you can get. if someone does go, messi has to drink sewelly's pee.

Boom. Charlton's 3rd choice keeper. Get in my son.

ahahhahahaha peter fucking crouch

Jarvis? Has anyone said Jarvis? I'd have Jarvis. Or is he left sided?

Nearly shouted "are you fucking kidding me?!" in the office

Nixon still posts?

Banish them to the help forum for two