Don't know what you're on about. Got his team selection and substitutions spot on. Must have been a hell of a halftime talk too. Lads came out fired up. He also looked smashing. Handsomest manager in the league by a country mile.
Now, I hesitate to use the word genius, because I think it's an understatement, but such are the shortcomings of the English language that it's the only word that qualifies in describing Pardew today.