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Should we lose out - West Ham have 7 games to gain 7 points on us and overcome a 17 point goal difference. Given their upcoming games + form, they realistically have 4 games to gain 7 points and overcome what will then likely be a 20 point GD. And every team between us right now would also have to overtake us. Should we lose out.

did jonas give shefi's kuqi a little rub there in that celebration or am I ... actually nevermind, I don't want to know. Relieved as hell.

@ the very notion. Mike: Derek, the fans are on my back about transfers and it's upsetting me so. Derek: I think we can solve this problem by loaning a player who won't play again this year, thus making it look like we're doing something. Mike: Brilliant! This will get me back in their good graces, a position I really give a flying rat fuck about being in at this point in time!

Ireland thread is the new Saylor thread. Rumor thread is the new Barton Contract thread. Guthrie thread for all other general footie chat please.

Bowyer.

*opens up transfer rumour thread* http://i.imgur.com/WoQji.gif

Agreed, Ashley out.

his kicking's been turd for years now and it looks like the rest of his game is rapidly catching up

At least Ferguson and Ranger looked decent.

Still think he's quality and an upgrade.

Glad I turned to Arsenal - WBA and missed the 4th because I don't need an aneurysm.

Fuck tony pulis and that hat.

Harper is suicidal.

Stoke city. Stoke fucking city. I want to stab something

fuck life

jesus fucking christ. Well done Harper.

I really really think Tiote will get a 2nd yellow in this game if he continues :-[ . Would take him off, put Ranger on, take campbell off, put gutierrez on and just go for broke for 45 minutes. Simpson - Willow - Colo - Ferg Barton Nolan Jonas Loven Ameobi Ranger

Still chuckling at the vehement arguing that it was even a possibility.

Not sure how I feel about injured players at a night club. On the one hand I feel like I should be angry because they're supposed to be healing and alcohol impairs that and clearly not in the best interests of the club, on the other hand I know that I don't always act 100% in accordance with my own employers wishes and getting really upset about this would make me a hypocrite, because it's not whether you earn 50k/yr or 50k/wk the principle is the same. Filing this under 'M' for "meh"

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Yes.

Classic mind games from Pardew like. Expect them all to be fit and starting.

No.

hahahahaha, i'm not talking about a contract clause you muppet No one was talking to you, twatbarn

hahahaha, a "Must start when fit" clause. A close third to "moon landing was faked" and "lizard people control our media" for least believable crackpot theories, surely. Pardew probably likes Taylor. I'm sure he trains hard. He's obviously willing to adopt other positions to play and does so enthusiastically. He'll be here until he's 35.