thomas

Now just when did that start?

Reina had the exact same face Don Corleone did in The Godfather when he found out Sonny got killed.

Did Koncheskey consciously move off the post there? wtf. Berbatov put it exactly where Koncheskey should have been

As opposed to Everton's onslaught of endless great chances? Yeah, that was the last 10 minutes. What game were you watching? A different day would have seen one or both of Yak and Felliani score. Again I'm happy with the result but it was nowhere near the awesome team performance some are making out - beyond Ben Arfa, Tiote and Carroll it wasn't anything too special.

Should have gotten more out of that game and won more comfortably. Too many chances given to them at the end but thankfully they fucked it up. 0-1 flattering to us because apart from that wonder strike we didn't look that dangerous. The "Shots on Goal" stat might be a biggish number but none of them were dangerous besides Ben Arfa's. That said, he and Tiote both looked mint and I think this team could do well once they settle a little more. edit: not trying to be negative ... thrilled we won, just thought it was a bit nervy and not at all comfortable.

Soderberg your time has come to shine! On the bench! Hope Krul gets his chance.

Crap game with brief periods of good play from both sides. We were slightly less bad on the day and got a little lucky. Ref was absolute garbage.

noooo please not smith. please.

Fellaini booked for ridiculous hair

Everton are like nuclear man in superman IV, we need cloud cover back, fuck this sunshine business

Well done perch.

Goddamn. Turn the screw.

Could I love Tiote any more? Possibly, but the details aren't suited to this forum.

What a fucking goal.

No Smith!!! Already feels like 3 points

aaaahhh get fucking in, no smith

Refs seem a little more like card flinging fairies this year sure Mick but telling your lads to clatter into people full speed and go in studs up isn't helping either. Eat balls.

Damn you stifler don't give them ammo

Lucas - only slightly less pointless than Smith.

Still no.

When a friend tweeted "A SECOND GOAL HAS JUST HIT NEWCASTLE" I admit I laughed, crass reference and all.

Who'll be the first retarded cunt to bump the relegation-o-meter thread

Very frustrating game this

Fuck off forever, Smith

As in how long he's survived in the team, or how long he's actually lived without wandering aimlessly into traffic, falling down the stairs or putting something in a plug socket? all of the above. You know when you hear about someone being able to drown in 2 inches of water and you think "who the fuck can drown in two inches of water"? Shola Ameobi, that's who.