Dinho lad

Shearer?

Fret, front-football with 5 left backs here we come. Don't think he'd have the bottle to return though. Your avatar.... it should be him smiling. And it should be resembling the Joker.

I think being a Twitter twat/ITK is the give away.

They’ll be in between.

Good. Hopefully more to come. (Rafa comments, that is.)

Anything concrete behind this implications, then?

Shearer’s friend to manage us under Ashley? Appointing Bruce would be another dark day for NUFC under Ashley - and so soon after the Rafa departure dark day just about sums it up what it feels to be a NUFC fan under Ashley. If those two quick successive events don’t turn NUFC fans away, I don’t know what will!

Yaaaaaawn....

No. If there is a takeover and Ashley has his say on the announcement, it'll be 9am on a Monday morning so we can't go out a celebrate. Close but more likely to be this;

Anything other than homemade, healthy wholemeal food is shit. Basically eating out is shit.

And ruin his career? Nah, he's better off somewhere else.

we'll probably still be signing players on the recommendation of the head scout, if they meet Ashley's criteria. It's then up to the new manager/yes man to work with them as effectively as possible. Fuck everything, though.

Well, not so sure. I can equally see a shit manager taking over and all hell to break loose.

'WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S RAFA?!'

Rafa is a top manager but a terrible picker when it comes to jobs and must have the worst agent in football (would have had to pay Newcastle to resign last season for example).

We need to get relegated, get 'stuck' in the Championship for a number of seasons with our costs still tightly maintained by Ashley (or suffer 'minor' losses) with his hope that we'd go back up soon enough, but then this, hopefully, takes way too long and so we're no longer a cash cow. Hopefully then that fat fucker will fuck off somewhere else.

Watch Almiron struggle next season.

Danny Mills said he should be given a chance as Newcastle manager. Danny Mills should be shot.

Too good for Mike Ashley's NUFC.

Painted the walls.

Frankly, working in China is better than working for Mike Ashley's NUFC. I'm sure if he had an offer from a credible European club (post exist), he would have taken it. Good luck to him.

Don't trust him for a millisecond.