Wullie

I'd love Lampard to get the bullet.

Ndidi and Mount 33/1 Mount, Maddison, Rudiger 1 SOT, Barnes 2 SOT 48/1

I'm in

I haven't got a clue how any of you still have the inclination to put a scintilla of emotional investment into this anymore. You're all still having the same conversations you were ten years ago. "I sure hope someone goes on Sky and explains that we don't expect to qualify for the Champions League!" Just give it up.

I needed 2 Newcastle cards for my builder acca to win. I'm just glad I didn't need just the 1 or a Lascelles card, how did he not get booked at the end?

Don't think Dave Jones will be going back to Hartlepool any time soon.

Wrong club.

I'm with Nuno about Mason. It's ridiculous how much respect the shit teams pay to the better ones these days as well in the PL. At least give them a kick ffs.

If there's an early goal they can sometimes stumble into a good game but it's becoming a rule that these big PL games are absolutely dreary as fuck. I can guarantee Inter Juve later won't be this insipid garbage. At least even if it's low scoring there'll be a bit of needle.

Bollocks.

Single on Liam Kelly to get booked for Motherwell at 12/1. He's been taking about 90 seconds to take a goal kick since the 25th minute. Don't think they'll hold out but if they do he's going to be ridiculous by 80 minutes. Hojbjerg/Stevens 25/1

I don't think that's a red card.

Sawyers and Semedo is now 40/1 with Betfair, that's an absolutely crazy price, in a derby as well.

Early double of 2 cards each in the Boro and Wolves games, 12/1.

Not surprising when a bog standard PL midfielder will set you back £20m+.

Joelinton

Another night with 15 items on a bet builder accumulator and 14 come in. Tonight it was 1 PSG card.

Gone Winks/Reid and Hojbjerg/Robinson and the 4.

IIRC the guy that Kluivert hit was performing an illegal u-turn which was quite substantial mitigation. Luke McCormick's the worst. I couldn't have coped with my club taking him on and making him captain as Plymouth did.

Fuck all wrong with that tbh.

Sigurdsson starts up front, 2 SOT 4/1

Doucoure/Dendoncker 40/1 Barnes/Maguire 28/1 The double 1188/1

Lundstram/Hayden 25/1 Bogle/Longstaff 50/1 Ramsdale/Wilson 190/1

Bookies have taken this into account, huge player prices tonight.

Terrible refs tonight in England.