Wullie

The likes of Neymar trying to keep the 5th pen for themselves to be the hero will never not be funny. Imagine England were in that position and Harry Kane wasn't walking up first, fucking hell.

Howay you bugger

Wouldn't be a true Portugal game if Ronaldo didn't get to smash a free kick straight into the wall.

I've got Schar, Dias, Xhaka amongst my trebles at 55s. Cheers ref.

Getting sod all off this ref if he's not booking Dias there.

I'm all over the 3 cards each at 12/1 and with a FH each at 20/1. Swiss are proper WUMs and plenty of the Portuguese players love a booking.

More utter trash. I've hardly seen one good penalty yet.

Ronaldo benched

Whoscored's great but very clunky on mobile. App-wise I like Flashscores and SofaScore. Oddalerts for referees. I've got a PlayerStats subscription for the month as well for tackles, passes etc, haven't decided if I'll keep it on after the WC.

Is it me or is the standard of penalties in this tournament much worse than usual? Feel like I've seen the exact same penalty about 10 times, a passed easily saved pea-roller.

Hate the camera angle.

Ashley's poison is only limited by the power he has. If he were the leader of a country, he'd be a full on dictator. Just an atrocious human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

This is such a weird performance from Argentina. Like a dead rubber group game after they're already qualified.

Was just the one rick vs Germany wasn't it? Can't think of much else he was at fault for. Was a big one tbf. I'd have Pope over Pickford every day for club but let's be fair to the Washy charva, he has never let England down and will go down as one of our best ever keepers.

He did aye! Just seen it, 90+10, tremendous. Had 4 each at 20/1 as well.

'Sake...

Was going to put exactly that double on when Gudelj came on and then just went for the 8/1 single for some reason.

I'm always wrong when I post it in here but I fancy the Swiss game to be feisty tonight.

What the absolute fuck was that?

Rodri made over 200 passes tonight, that's got to be a record of some sort.

My brain couldn't handle the 5 minutes where they were both going out, I felt like knocking on next door just to say "have you seen what the fuck's going on?!"

This is why people who say that Southgate pissing the group without the players breaking sweat is easy and nothing to give him credit for look a bit silly and disingenuous.

Both going out