Wullie

I'd love to see Alan Pardew with his hands literally tied behind his back like, shortly before being rolled in tarpaulin, weighed down with concrete and hoyed off a bridge.

They'll not give Carver the job, I'm confident of that.

FFS

:lol: creased Honestly though if you were a certified nonse why the fuck would you not just drift off into obscurity? Gary Lineker was on Room 101 the other night saying that whenever he posts absolutely anything on Twitter: "Exciting MOTD to come tonight", he inevitably gets hundreds of messages saying "ahahahahahaha you shit yourself at the World Cup!" This bloke must be an absolute glutton for punishment. Imagine getting that every time you log in to check the replies to your online lies? Find something else to do with your time ffs.

He claims he's everyone's agent: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/football-agent-who-claimed-brokered-4398566 He's actually a fruitcake nonce.

Why would you go on Twitter posting to a demographic as abusive as football fans when you're a publicly exposed nonce? I don't get that at all.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25067809 Only seven weeks or so out, the thick cunt.

:mackems: That is fucking amazing. :lol:

FYP

Easiest job in the world.

I'm not usually a fan of hilarious Wiki-edit jokes but I love the casual insert of the info about Carlisle.

I bet he didn't see them play once. Didn't Clark have a horrible record at Birmingham? Won 2 home games in the whole of last season.

Good opportunity to give him a bit of stick if anyone's bored: Birmingham have been flying since Clark left.

Rémi Garde is not in Newcastle but in London , where he began discussions with the English club .

How did they work out the prize? I'm guessing there'd have been a canny few saying the same minute too. Split it 55 ways, £4k each.

Well played.

My life feels so much more relaxing without this man in it.

Had a fiver on my 3 favourites for the day, Newport, Burton and Bristol City so in profit at least. Back on the horse: Porto to score 2/Valencia/Betis/Spurs, £3 returns £51.

Packed in watching after 2-0. We need to get a quality manager in as we're drifting aimlessly at the moment. The first half hour showed the potential of the players in this squad.

Fucking wanks. Had another accy worth similar which only needed City and Bournemouth with 10 minutes to go. Absolute bastards.