Wullie

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Less goals than games.

You mean this one? http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steven-taylor-asks-newcastle-united-8327537 Chronicle well and truly back under the sheets with Alan and Mike.

Cabella's already finished here imo.

It's quite funny how much of a cynical ploy it is. Surprised they didn't have him warming up on Sunday after Johnson scored.

De Jong will be the next one who's lazy, weak and shit. He was already getting that after one game where he clearly wasn't even fit.

Spot on, in a nutshell, apart from I'm not your mam.

Anita wants to play a possession game, that's what he's done all his career. Short passing in midfield, keep the ball moving. Our manager and coaching staff are on record as saying they don't want us to have the ball. It doesn't take a great many brain cells to work out why he's persona non grata. Colback's the complete opposite. You don't really want the ball when he's in the team. Because he's shit with it. He was really good when the mackems played Chelsea and Man City at the end of last season. He was good when we played Chelsea. He was usually good when they played Man City. The common theme is that he's utterly without merit if you have any intention whatsoever to actually play football, rather than spoil the game because your team is crap.

This time last season the mackems were rock bottom of the division and had been all season. It seems to have affected them quite a lot losing Colback from their midfield.

Easiest job in the world. Set up ultra negative, throw a load of attackers on after 80 minutes, completely fuck your shape, lose, take the praise (and congratulate yourself) for "being brave".

Absolute genius from their marketing department, give everyone 3 opportunities in a week to pay for Christmas.

Took the risk of listening to the Guardian and Times podcasts this week to see if they'd criticise him. Ridiculous thought. Both lavished praise on him for "giving it a go". In a world where setting up at home in a derby with 8 defenders then throwing on all the strikers with ten minutes to go is having a go, I wish I were a sports media professional. Times one finished by saying what a nice man he is and said the next derby is important for him.

Had absolutely no idea about his previous issues.

Hope they do it again soon. Can't believe they've done it three times in a week but I imagine they've taken a canny hit tonight given the standard Chelsea 2-0 win.

I only had a quid on, so I think £7. It was my last quid though, so gives me something else to play with since I'm not depositing owt else for the next few weeks. Ah. Thought you were on the 365 offer.

Well played Jill, how much?

Ouch.

Had Costa 2nd goal. Arse.

Ditto, not a clue.

You can't do anything like that (scorecasts) in play.

Michael Martin's been fairly unequivocal in wanting him gone for a long time tbf.

You have 2-2 as well? £552 up for me Aye. What you going for tonight?

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Apart from Cabella who they spent £10m on?

Trying too hard.