Wullie

Fucking Jesus Christ.

Good chance we'll win now that they've missed all those chances, especially when Cisse comes on.

The marking :lol:

Good to see we've gone for the strategy that worked so well last time: gan radge and kick them.

Wonderful skill to get that on target Niall.

What world do you live in where Dummett's "from Wales"? Sammy as well for that matter.

At this point in every other year of my life, I'd have been absolutely ill tonight before this fixture. Couldn't give much of a toss atm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCbA8mglOmo

Live on Goal.com apparently: http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/5020/club-world-cup/2014/12/20/7014492/watch-real-madrid-v-san-lorenzo-in-the-club-world-cup-final-live- EDIT: fuck off

Fucking hell.

There's a lad at work buys the Daily Star every day and reads it at lunch.

What's this bud?! Stick £100 in your Bet365 account. £50 on >0.5 goals in whichever game you're using. Use another betting site to bet on No Scorer to cover the £50 and make sure you'll not lose more than 2 or 3 quid. Then you can put £50 in-play on anything in that game. If it loses, they'll refund it in cash.

Fucking hell!

German for "the Pardew the"

I'm not worried. Carver will have the DVDs out and that never fails.

I didn't bother putting into Secret Santa at work because I knew some cunt would buy me that or something very like it.

Nervous rookie goalkeeper? How shall we play to cope with this unique situation? I've got it! We'll do what we always do! Invite pressure and chances and keep our fingers crossed that our goalkeeper has a blinder!

Wor Jackie Colbers will see us through. He'll be fresh after his rest tonight.

Cannot believe that hoping the opposition miss chance after chance for an hour then pinching a winner hasn't kept on working. It seemed so foolproof last month.

This is what would have happened if Eric Dier hadn't been scratching his arse for six seconds two months ago, and this cunt would be gone by now.

Phew! Was worried Gouffran might go off there.

The players are probably getting a bonus for this tbf. Ashley's promised to buy Alnwick a yacht.