Wullie

Milan have just been absolutely robbed

Means you can finally make double-doubles from shot bets. Gerrin.

Any time we have any sort of player with immense mercurial talent, going back to Ginola (and possibly beyond) there's a weird subsection of our support that insists they don't work hard enough and should be bombed out in favour of someone who'll track back a bit. Spent far too much of my youth arguing with boring arseholes who wanted Laurent Robert binned off in favour of a mythical player who would definitely get as many goals and assists but also work like a dog at all times and be easily affordable for Newcastle United. In conclusion, yes we should definitely bench our best player and rely on Ryan Fraser instead. FFS.

Fucking get in

Come on you fucker. Had two trebles miss by one in the Roma game so I'm due a bit of luck.

Hull vs Stoke Greaves/Allen 40/1 Honeyman/Allen/Smith 90/1 Bernard/Greaves/Clucas 140/1 FH card each/3 each 28/1

Cunt cost me £47. Had 1 then spent most of the time hanging around the edge of the box in brilliant positions and not asking for the ball.

Butland got booked for time wasting on Saturday after starting early and really obviously vs Millwall. Going at 10/1.

AM 2 shots Palace FH card (put this on before the fucking ref change ) BTTS Palace over 18.5 throws Palace over 12.5 free kicks Free fiver at 12/1

Beware, looks like Rob Jones has replaced Gillet.

See I'll have to put that on now too.

Alexis MacAllister over 1.5 shots is one to add to your Bet Builder on 365 at 4/6. Started the last 3 games and had 3, 3 and 4. Scored twice last time so he'll be up for it. Betfair have it 2/9. Also having him and Gallagher over 1.5 SOT at 25/1 on Betfair.

Burnley are going to have an entire season in hand.

Eredivisie now as well.

Even though I don't think it's anything to do the current circumstances, and more a reaction to one incident that happened live in a big game, the fact that the reaction is: "Hey people are collapsing - must be to do with those drugs that people are taking to combat the virus that has swept the globe and killed 6 million people" just shows the amount of bizarre paranoia that exists in people's minds now.

Hilarious how that fat Tory wank Lampard fucked Rudiger off. He's absolute quality. Love how much of a shithouse he is too.

I've been in dozens of crowds over the years where someone gets medical attention in the stands. For over a hundred years, before our game with Spurs, the game just carried on.

Azpilicueta 9/1

I like him, I think he'll be a good signing. Couldn't give a fuck how much we pay, we've spent the last 15 years penny pinching.

Bollocks. Had Gumbau/Bare and Dalot/Luiz double double. Think there ended up 10 yellows in the Spanish game.

Douglas Luiz please for 180/1 shot

How fucking ridiculous we've made the game now. Jesus Christ.

Chiesa's torn his ACL

This is amazing

Nice one, copied