Wullie

Wan Bissaka off. Rightly so I think.

I don't even give a toss about NUFC anymore and it still makes me rage to think about all the times I've heard "Benitez is no better than Bruce" from shithead pundits and journalists wanting their mate to stay on his gravy train.

What a clown Atkinson is man.

Honestly wouldn't have bothered with cards if I'd known Atkinson had replaced Marriner, ffs. Useless tosser Atkinson, won't even get the card out if Nigel de Jong snaps your fucking legs.

Same double and also Brownhill/Doucoure 33/1 Gray goal/Gudmundsson card 31/1

That's Burnley for you.

Sunday night Spain/France/Italy is the best betting slot of the week. Very rarely disappoints in terms of goals and cards, always plenty of needle. Roma winning was good but Strasbourg then getting a 97th minute penalty consolation to bring in the BTTS/win treble even better.

Salah

Custody is based on a range of factors, precisely none of which are to do with how likely the final conviction is. Him allegedly committing an offence whilst on bail for another was probably the clincher.

That was the one I thought of as well. Got rescinded iirc, think that one will too.

Leeds could get absolutely smashed to bits here if they're not careful. All over the place at the back.

Ayling/Thiago cards and 2 Salah SOT, 40/1

Yeah I've been on about this for ages. It's quite a misleading league because I don't think a lot of people realise how open it is and how shit the defences are.

Napoli absolutely battered them.

365 have Skipp at 7/1, wew. 9 in his last 19 appearances.

Card each in injury time in France, nothing more satisfying to bring a builder in.

Only PL games isn't it?

Put the same double on last night.

Needed 1 Lithuania card for a 27/1 bet builder and a goal for anyone in the Wales game for a 10/1. So annoying.

Free Betfair fiver on Maguire 2 shots, 1 SOT and Dawidowicz card at 13/1 Couple of daft lucky 15s on player cards as well, see if I can do better than last night.

Eh? He was sent off.

I'm sure the locals are all in favour. Here's a rally that took place at AFC Fylde:

If I were a non league part timer I'd definitely be crawling the family tree for a tenuous connection to some obscure country.

No dice with the player cards but 2 cards each in the Netherlands/Scotland/Ireland games comes in at 15/1. Guy I follow on Twitter got this up:

Gone a bit crackers with the doubles and trebles, all tiny stakes though.