Wullie

Can't believe anyone thought he didn't touch him!

Possibly the most nonsensical sentence in the history of humankind. Well played.

"Buyer beware" as Shepherd said of Woodgate's transfer.

Him going back to the right when Ranger came on changed the game tbh.

Nigel Clough on his striker Tomasz Cywka who did a Ginola in the corner and gave Portsmouth the ball back only for them to score a late leveller - "he's clearly not a very bright footballer, he can go back to Wigan or wherever he came from, I'm not really bothered"

Best grabs the back of his leg straight away.

That's really worth putting a pretty penny on, even if the story is inaccurate, he's at least a month away by the looks of things.

I assume that's the same daughter that Lee Hendrie ended up giving Bagpuss a black eye over.

I'm sure some people ended up on the floor in our dugout area when Tiote scored but no idea who it was.

You always were a tit but your sounding like a parody of yourself. Maybe time to button bell boy When you can speak English, we'll talk again. Cheers.

Can't say I'm that arsed about any of our players missing out on England given the events of the past week. Always been proud to see our lads wearing an England shirt but definitely rather they didn't now, it only turns heads, both theirs away and other clubs towards them.

Loved your text. Wish I'd seen you and your brother sitting sobbing.

On a sour note, Arsene Wenger would have to be stark raving mad not to put a bid in for Tiote in the summer. Been ridiculously good in both fixtures and been instrumental in taking five points off them that I'm sure Wenger had pencilled in as certs.

I've done a complete u-turn on Simpson like, while he still struggles with backing off against pacey players, he is still a good defender and his forward play has improved immeasurably since last season.

Imagine if Nolan had snatched it man, just imagine.

How much fucking stick did we give the mackems when they pissed off home at half time man? That alone should have made anyone thinking about going sit back down. Cowardly.

Hope his fucking stream went down as they headed Barton's free kick out, the cunt.

Pity he's not captain or he could have given it the armband toss as well.

Trouble is if you replace Nolan you've also got to replace his goals, which is not easy. Largely ineffective today yet still so close to snatching the most famous of victories.

Have you noticed the bits either side of Sky Atlantic ad breaks? Can't say I have. The 1-2 second long bit at the start and end of each ad break, does a flash across an American city skyline and then flashes over to the UK, the city view they use is from the High Level Bridge. Nice touch that I know would be of interest to yourself.

Have you noticed the bits either side of Sky Atlantic ad breaks?

There was an entire row behind me of foreign lads who were all supporting Arsenal, their faces at full time were a picture.

Heard some lad afterwards, about ten years old, going past Shearer's, say to his mate "Tiote's goal man, I'll not sleep the neet for seeing that in me heed!"

Enrique's face