Wullie

If only we'd spent the Owen money on the reserves.

Bloke is just an utter knobhead.

Monaco can fucking do one. Only needed them to score.

Traore/Digne 120/1

Southampton the only team not to pick up two cards, had the trebles on so the other three games bring in a 104/1 winner. Needed Chilwell to bring a 130/1 trixie in as well.

Exactly the same, I was absolutely seething that he never booked Rudiger until I checked Flashscore. Tyler said that Mendy had been warned but he must have been booked.

Blatant shenanigans at Lazio. Two sides obviously playing out a draw to keep Torino up, ref gives a pen with 5 mins left, Immobile places it carefully off the post.

8 defensive players for Chelsea out of 11 again, utterly boring bastards. Come on Leicester.

That is sensational.

Rodrigo has 3 cards in his last 300ish minutes in the pitch. Having him at 9/1, trixie with Llorente and Vestergaard.

Warnock?

Palace are going to be in big trouble next season imo.

I agree but they've actually got one of the highest wage bills in the league, somehow.

Mason's doing the Man United game so possibly swerve that one but then Bankes/Atwell/Dean doing the other three PL games tonight, probably the three most card happy refs around. Fans back too might make a difference. 2+ each currently 88/1. If you want to add Mason on what could be his last appearance, might fancy going out with a bang, that'll get you 580/1. Ake currently going at 12/1.

Christ I hope it's not Bournemouth or Swansea coming up. Dull as fuck.

Dike, Sibbick, Bidwell card trixie

Trixie, Cook/Kelly/Jansson

Loved the montage at the end of MOTD2 last night.

2 trixies for me Jones/Robertson/Bartley Ajayi/N Phillips/Furlong When Diangana was getting a game early in the season, the LBs up against him were picking up quite a few cards so I'm also going to have Robertson as a single at 10/1.

Mike Dean bingo cards at the ready for the Liverpool game.

Traore/Dendoncker/Alli trixie

That'll do nicely at 33/1

Kouyate/Elmo/Zaha card trixie Zaha/Traore 2 SOT 35/1

I believe, though stand to be corrected, that's the system used in the Netherlands.

The gap between the lines where you can see grass is a pretty big giveaway. Chilwell is level with the edge of the area and Soyuncu has daylight/grass/whatever you want to call it between him and it.