Stolen from BBC HYS................ When you're at home to the Toon and you go 2-0 doon, that's Amorim
When you play 3 at the back and the defence is still slack - that's Amorim
You've lost four on the bounce and you're frequently trounced - that's Amorim
When Rash's in a mood and you should have kept Ruud....
Thaaat's Amooooo-rim