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Gameweek 11 Bournemouth v Sunderland Burnley v Crystal Palace Man City v Middlesbrough West Ham v Stoke Chelsea v Everton Arsenal v Spurs Hull v Southampton Liverpool v Watford Swansea v Man Utd Leicester v West Brom Newcastle v Cardiff City

They've never put Man United on telly again have they?!?! It's worse than ever this season.

Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal Man Utd 3-0 Burnley Middlesbrough 1-1 Bournemouth Spurs 2-0 Leicester Watford 1-0 Hull West Brom 1-1 Man City Crystal Palace 0-2 Liverpool Everton 2-1 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Chelsea Stoke 1-0 Swansea Preston 1-2 Newcastle

These lot are creaming themselves over the return of Larsson, beautiful. The saviour has returned!!!! HAHAHAHA

I think Lindegaard is injured from the Anita chance earlier. Is he their first choice??

Needless booking man, pack it in

Holy fuck

Get in diame!!!

Rattled the upright

Is the ref Bobby Madley's brother?

Fastest I've EVER seen Mitro run

Wigan sack Caldwell aswell

Week 9 scores http://i66.tinypic.com/k3vev7.jpg

Gameweek 10 Sunderland v Arsenal Man Utd v Burnley Middlesbrough v Bournemouth Spurs v Leicester Watford v Hull West Brom v Man City Crystal Palace v Liverpool Everton v West Ham Southampton v Chelsea Stoke v Swansea Preston v Newcastle

Bournemouth 1-2 Spurs Arsenal 3-0 Middlesbrough Burnley 0-1 Everton Hull 1-1 Stoke Leicester 2-1 Crystal Palace Swansea 1-0 Watford West Ham 2-0 Sunderland Liverpool 3-1 West Brom Man City 2-1 Southampton Chelsea 1-1 Man Utd Newcastle 2-0 Ipswich

Week 8 scores updated

Gameweek 9 Bournemouth v Spurs Arsenal v Middlesbrough Burnley v Everton Hull v Stoke Leicester v Crystal Palace Swansea v Watford West Ham v Sunderland Liverpool v West Brom Man City v Southampton Chelsea v Man Utd Newcastle v Ipswich

And Paully's gonna tell us what he's on so we all win.....

Thank fuck, thought they'd scrapped it

Not sure if it's been mentioned but there was one moment where he was facing our goal midway in our half and he swung a pass to either Atsu or Anita tight on the wing in their half. It was absolutely sublime. Completely blind when he played it.

Absolutely magnificent save that

Sure it was mentioned when he joined that he wouldn't be available. Was it Lua Lua who scored against us when on loan at Portsmouth?

Chelsea 2-1 Leicester Arsenal 3-1 Swansea Bournemouth 1-0 Hull Man City 2-1 Everton Stoke 1-1 Sunderland West Brom 0-2 Spurs Crystal Palace 2-1 West Ham Middlesbrough 1-1 Watford Southampton 2-0 Burnley Liverpool 3-2 Man Utd Newcastle 2-0 Brentford

Rather than NYE? It on TV aswell? *edit* Due to some winter carnival at the same time in town.

The quotes coming out from some of the other players are cringeworthy as fuck like. Henderson: 'He's our captain and our leader and is a fantastic player for both Man Utd and England.' Stones: 'He is always up there and on form.' NOT HE'S NOT!!!!! He's been bang average for a good while now and should be nowhere near the squad never mind near the team.