Magpie

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-demba-bas-set-1483888?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

You mean the Ajax midfielder valued at £25m? Didn't realise his stock had risen so much. Can see why like, cracking player.

Have we been linked anymore with Christian Eriksen of recent?

Gameweek 16: Arsenal 2-0 West Brom Aston Villa 1-1 Stoke Southampton 1-1 Reading Sunderland 0-1 Chelsea Swansea 2-1 Norwich Wigan 2-1 QPR Man City 2-2 Man Utd Everton 1-1 Tottenham West Ham 1-1 Liverpool Fulham 2-0 Newcastle Sunderland 2-0 Reading

At times Bramble's long balls were pinpoint accurate, especially for Shearer's goal against Citeh down there.

Right back in it!! I do two other prediction leagues where I pay etc. and I'm concentrating more on this than them. Crazy. Gameweek 15: 1. 1-1 2. 2-0 3. 1-2 4. 2-0 5. 2-1 6. 2-0 7. 3-1 8. 0-2 9. 1-1 10. 1-2

2-0 defeat again, absolutely no chance of us picking up anything at all.

Gameweek 14: 1. 2-1 2. 1-0 3. 2-0 4. 1-1 5. 1-1 6. 2-0 7. 1-1 8. 2-0 9. 3-0 10. 0-1

Chelsea fans clapping on 16 minutes for di Matteo, what a bunch of cunts.

Looks a defeated man on the sidelines, he needs Schteve McLaren's brolly!

Gameweek 13: 1. 1-1 2. 1-0 3. 3-0 4. 2-0 5. 2-1 6. 1-2 7. 1-1 8. 2-0 9. 2-2 10. 2-0

Gameweek 12: 1. 2-1 2. 1-0 3. 2-0 4. 1-1 5. 2-1 6. 0-2 7. 1-2 8. 0-2 9. 2-0 10. 2-0

Did I?!!?! Sorry Beren, I thought I was about 4th or 5th, think I may have jumped back a couple of weeks. I blame Brugge!!!

Ten points in GW11 and fall further down the table?? hmpph

St Christopher's by any chance? Yup!!

Four lads in our hostel were frantically searching for alternative travel arrangements after being told they wouldn't be returning on the ferry after one shat in a glass. Unfathomable.

I heard he got locked up in the town centre after the game.

Not long got off the Zeebrugge to Hull ferry and the Yohan songs last night were fucking class. Videos to follow.

Gameweek 11: 1. 2-1 2. 2-0 3. 1-1 4. 1-1 5. 2-1 6. 1-1 7. 0-2 8. 2-1 9. 2-1 10. 2-0

A mate's on the ferry now, said strictly no colours or flags etc. and apparently were threatening to report anyone trying to smuggle booze on to the police!!!

Gameweek 10: 1. 2-0 2. 1-1 3. 1-1 4. 1-0 5. 0-2 6. 2-0 7. 1-2 8. 2-1 9. 2-0 10. 2-0

Fucksticks, forgot!! Still get the later ones in??? Gameweek 9: 1. - 2. 2-0 3. 1-1 4. 2-0 5. 1-1 6. 2-0 7. 2-0 8. 2-1 9. 0-2 10. 2-1

Tiote was not diabolical FFS, aye he's going through a rough patch but no way was he as bad as some are suggesting.

What he say?, I changed over. Basically listed our best players and said if they keep playing to the best of their ability big clubs will come in for them. Obvious but no need.

Fuck off Cole you absolute wanker!