Magpie

Un-bastard-believable! What a twat of a week.

Mother fucking bastards!! Who the fuck are Vaslui???

Inter getting beat! Who is managing them?

Shouting 'gooooooool' innit bruv. Oh aye but it still sounds mint!

Tremendous free kick!

Marcelo off for diving, second yellow!

Love the roar you hear from foreign fans, especially Italian and Spanish, when they score a goal!!

What a break and goal!

Bar from Yaya

What an unbelievable save by the Zagreb keeper!!

Got a sneaky feeling Benfica might pull off at least a draw tonight.

Yes it was a poor performance and yes we should be going to places like that and picking up wins HOWEVER last night was their party night what with all the buzz around about Fernandes and the new players making their debuts. And to an extent we pretty much spoiled their party. You could sense by the atmosphere even on the telly that they were totally up for it. Yeah we've got 'issues' mainly Shola being shite, Raylor not being a left back and Tiote being off the boil but at the end of the day we came away with a point from a game that was so important to them.

Think I'm gonna go for Dortmund Arsenal to be honest, see it being a good game. Interested to see a bit more of Gotze.

1 or 2 nil defeat! Absolutely nothing to gain from tonight's performance so can see us struggling.

Sack of shit. Nothing else.

So basically all these players who have failed tests are players who have mysteriously broken down in training and been missing for a few months. Agger certainly fits the bill.

Not seen said interview, but wasn't Ashley as likeable a few weeks into his tenure? It's always a feel-good factor when they first come in. We'll see if they keep it up and if these ambitious signings continue. Well we didn't really get to make an opinion cos we've never actually seen or heard him talk. Yet Fernandes is giving a live interview just before his first match in charge of the club. Just seems like a good all round bloke.

I'm going for 0-0!!!

Anyone else just see Fernandes being interviewed on SSN? Makes me fucking sick seeing someone like that when we have that fat cunt in charge, totally likeable bloke.

How have we done in the capital since our well known run of defeats a few seasons ago? Was thinking about this today.

Mate I know is still at the SoS as he's been in corporate and he reckons a PR agent has told them Quinn's resigned as Bruce has been shafted. He's a mackem obviously so unless someone's seriously winding him up....

Fucking Leicester!!!! SVEN OUT!!!

He's only 25 though, just lacking a bit of confidence I reckon. Blame that cunt Allardyce.

Matt Derbyshire for Forest, now he's a player I would have liked to have seen given at least a chance with us. Always thought he looked well decent at Blackburn, just didn't fit into fat head's plans.

All what? The bin dippers working you out and basically realising they've been fucked over good and proper?