Magpie

Love it how Shreeves bleeted on about Man U being very astute as there was an ambulance ready and waiting for Valencia. Yes Geoff, just like every other fucking ground!!!

Horrible, horrible bastards!!!

It was one of those days. We could still be playing now and we won't have scored. Yet still there was a lot of lacklustre performances but hopefully it's the kick up the are we needed. And if Barcelona can get beat 0-2 off Hercules at home the so can we!!!!

After their comeback today I can see them rolling us over quite easily. 3-0 loss.

The sooner Ben Arfa is brought in for him and Tiote for Smith the better. Neither of them anywhere near good enough for the modern day Premiership.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! Funniest photo ever.

Just watched it for the first time myself, absolute bullet!

He'll have a part to play this season. This.

HAHAHA http://web2.twitpic.com/img/154581763-be787f2c35f178deb0e9c64087423fe8.4c7d5838-scaled.jpg

Modric, Kranjcar, Keane. Don't really need him do they?

Xisco off for an early bath! http://web1.twitpic.com/img/154562615-d2121e4bf4f5cea43afe9e955b617e54.4c7d5130-full.jpg

We've took about 200 apparently. Only 160 more than Wigan took to Spurs.

Wigan Blackpool West Brom

After a 1-2 with Lovenkrands!

van der Vaart confirmed as going to Spurs!

van der Vaart confirmed to Spurs according to Matterface on Twitter!

Sorry for my ignorance but the teamsheet lists the numbers 1 through 11. Do they not wear their squad numbers for reserve matches? Judging by the backs of the Sunderland tops in this photo: http://tweetphoto.com/42550399 I'd say no!!

Teamsheet http://tweetphoto.com/42547545

Fucking Big Ben man! Jesus wept.

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! What do I win?

van der Vaart perhaps?

13+ million JEEEEEESUS!!

Got to keep as it is for the time being, he'll eventually come in once he's up to speed through lack for form/fitness.

Gyan photographed in Newcastle airport, probably already been mentioned!

This thread will go down in history!!! Gonna miss it. Bit like Lost. Can we make it the official Hatem Ben Arfa thread?