Big Geordie

Our best player today - drove us forwards, even when down to 10 men.

Did they? Is that why there was applause instead?

Such a typical Newcastle United game - our tendancy to shoot ourselves in the foot really defies belief sometimes. That said, the response to going down to 10 men was really good.

That was a really canny game

Pardew is in the past, fellas. Leave him there where he belongs.

1-3 Haaland Game, set, match

1-2 Grealish

Mackems 3-0 Clarke with his 2nd

If the mackems do go up, they will have to 'do a Forest', unless their owners think they will be able to sell the club in the summer, following a potential promotion.

Milan 1 Spurs 0 Missed the scorer

I used to knock about with a lad who was 6'10 and had to look up to him, when stood next to each other. Now that was weird!

This is the knacker that got sparked out by the West Ham supporter, yesterday. Doesn't look to have learned his lesson.

6'3 at 16? I was 6'2 at that age - ended up being 6'8!

Not surprised that he's been peddled. Leaves Luton twice (for Stoke and Southampton), only to royally fuck up and get sacked. Must be a message in there somewhere for him to learn from?

Played poorly but a point away from home. Just hope the injuries aren’t too bad.

Shite defending. We’ve been sloppy.

Will take a tight 1 or 2-0 win today. Hope the players aren't complacent though.

Fulham 2 Forest 0 Soloman (I think)

Mackems in front

Leicester 4 Spurs 1 Barnes

Brentford goal...... given

Southampton 1 Wolves 1 Bednerick (og) VAR check at Arsenal Leicester goal ruled out by VAR - still 3-1.

Arsenal 1 Brentford 1 Toney

Leicester 4 Spurs 1 Barnes

Palace 1 Brighton 1 Tomkins