Big Geordie

Man United will peddle a lot of these on huge losses or out on loan. They can probably afford to do it - unfortunately.

Heaton Stan seem to be everything that North Shield's isn't. Latter had their chance and blew it due to small-mindedness and incompetence.

Bromley promoted to the Football League. Beat Solihull on pens.

Liverpool 4 Spurs 0 Elliott

wow - belter from Haaland

And the fans go mild. Mind, sections of St James can be just as bad.

Citeh 3 Wolves 0

Haaland hattrick coming up

Citeh pen

Wolves haven't tried to lay a glove on Citeh, so far. Not sure what their gameplan is.

Baller The lad has everything a top striker needs -and he's still only 23.

Good shift today from young Lewis

World class playmaker. And he plays for Newcastle.

Good win after a shakey start. Bruno absolutely ran the show - sheer class.

Good little player that lad

Arsenal 3 Bournemouth 0 Rice

Shambles from the ref and VAR

They finished 5th one seaason, when George Burley was manager. Findi George played for them at that time, too.

Arsenal 2 Bournemouth 0 Trossard

Good to see Ipswich back in the PL.

Their form since the binned Mowbray, echoes our darkest days under Pardew and Carver. Proper fallen off a cliff!

It's a big appointment for Blyth - just hope it comes off.

Nearly 1500 at Ashington last night, to see Newcastle U21's win 2-1. We've let the Colliers keep our share of the gate receipts too.

Villa well beaten, it sounded.

Douglas Luiz misses pen.