Big Geordie

Tell you, if this Nick de Marco is right and it all goes through, he should never have to buy a drink again, should he ever visit Newcastle. Has to be something in his tweets, IMO - I couldn't see why he'd be purposely pulling all our chains.

I find it utterly bemusing as to why some lads take it upon themselves to wind others up, with false information. What is so sad about their own lives, for to want to do that? Bastards. At the moment, I only recognise Ando and Mimms for their info, though the latter has gone quiet for reasons discussed previously.

Our manager when we get relegated to the championship. Another 'local lad' to act as a shield for the owner.

OK - well, Dennis Wise then!

No fucking way. Right? Right??!? This is Mike Ashley we are talking about, remember!

It will be Kinnear, as has been said above.

The cabbage in the pan is beginning to boil.......

Most players just trot out the company line, hard to read too much into it really. He didn't trot out the company line, at Southampton all those years ago (which is why Rafa made him captain) Bollocks to him.

Lacelles is such a company man now too. Shame on him.

After the break on Sky. Hope he’s rattled. It will be the usual rubbish how we 'worked hard, but were tired. Coronavirus, Arsenal good side, etc......"

Has cabbagegheed spoken yet?

If he had any self-respect, he would resign. But he hasn't and he won't. He's going to be here for a while yet. Ashley will only panic when it's too late to turn it around. Remember Carver and Maclaren?

Waste of a shirt tonight - again. And of course, he will be starting at Villa, on Saturday.

It hurts - should be used to it by now. Bruce will be in the job a few more weeks yet, if he had any dignity or self respect, he would resign. But he won’t.

3-0 Too easy

Joelinton stops on ???

This is gonna end up 4 or 5. Towel has been thrown in.

Game over now

Bruce will say that he’s ‘seen a reaction’ tonight. It’s not been good evough though - Joelinton has been utterly anonymous. Need Murphy on at least to get some crosses in.

Great finish but rotten defending.

What are Carra and Neville saying for those of us that aren't watching?

Cabbageheed's last stand...... hopefully. Who's gonna provide the ammo for Carroll?

Sorry for putting the mocklers on this earlier - I had a feeling it would be pish.

Will just be typical of Liverpool v Man United turns out to be a damp squib!

Those quotes :: He's a mentalist.