Big Geordie

Our manager when we get relegated to the championship. Another 'local lad' to act as a shield for the owner.

OK - well, Dennis Wise then!

No fucking way. Right? Right??!? This is Mike Ashley we are talking about, remember!

It will be Kinnear, as has been said above.

The cabbage in the pan is beginning to boil.......

Most players just trot out the company line, hard to read too much into it really. He didn't trot out the company line, at Southampton all those years ago (which is why Rafa made him captain) Bollocks to him.

Lacelles is such a company man now too. Shame on him.

After the break on Sky. Hope he’s rattled. It will be the usual rubbish how we 'worked hard, but were tired. Coronavirus, Arsenal good side, etc......"

Has cabbagegheed spoken yet?

If he had any self-respect, he would resign. But he hasn't and he won't. He's going to be here for a while yet. Ashley will only panic when it's too late to turn it around. Remember Carver and Maclaren?

Waste of a shirt tonight - again. And of course, he will be starting at Villa, on Saturday.

It hurts - should be used to it by now. Bruce will be in the job a few more weeks yet, if he had any dignity or self respect, he would resign. But he won’t.

3-0 Too easy

Joelinton stops on ???

This is gonna end up 4 or 5. Towel has been thrown in.

Game over now

Bruce will say that he’s ‘seen a reaction’ tonight. It’s not been good evough though - Joelinton has been utterly anonymous. Need Murphy on at least to get some crosses in.

Great finish but rotten defending.

What are Carra and Neville saying for those of us that aren't watching?

Cabbageheed's last stand...... hopefully. Who's gonna provide the ammo for Carroll?

Sorry for putting the mocklers on this earlier - I had a feeling it would be pish.

Will just be typical of Liverpool v Man United turns out to be a damp squib!

Those quotes :: He's a mentalist.

I sadly think that Bruce is going to be around for a few more weeks yet, when when the inevitable losses come. History tells us that Ashley only acts when it’s too late, and us playing in empty stadiums give him and Bruce the shelter neither deserve.

The bell is tolling for Cabbageheed now - it's not gonna be long, after he's laid into the players.