Big Geordie

Ref hasn't had far to travel today - from Lancashire. ::

Not hopeful of this 2nd half going our way. Everton just have too much quality.

HT. Good first half, but we've been on the ropes for the last 15mins. Dubs has kept us in the game.

Worldie save from Dubs!

They've been knocking on door last 10. Need to hang on here until HT.

Bugger - 1-1 Richarlison

Dubs saves from Richarlison! Corner.

Great defending from Fernandes - almost 1-1

I'm watching this shit essentially via telegram. Listening to Radio Newcastle, here.

Rondon!!!!!! Assist from Murphy.

Andre Gomes running the show early on.

Solid enough start.

Howay!

Can't see us getting owt here today/ 2-0 defeat.

Shearer

Divide and conquer again. Straight from Ashley's playbook.

More dodgy PR from Ashley's favorite BS peddlers? As ever - I'll only ever believe it if and when a deal is signed.

Watford pull one back 1-2

This lads gonna be a player.

Was there, that day.

we get .... Blackburn - again.

Mackems get Bolton away if they beat Wallsall

Chelsea away,

I don't believe Luke Edwards either - if he'd have had a sniff, he would have wrote a piece about it. Why would he keep it quiet? He's no friend to Mike Ashley.

More lies, IMO. Trying to take the heat off himself, before the Jan transfer window (and not spending owt)