Dokko

Funny, i'd never seen it, cheers.

You missed the fact we've had 5 games this month with over half our squad out injured? And because of lack of bodies we've dropped points in the West Ham game, and are out of the FA cup. We shouldn't have got 3pts for the Spuds game, so our only win was a fluke. Great month, and were still no closer to bringing in some boides to help us out. The defense is being plugged by kids and an old right winger with no pace. Now Given is out, you can guarantee any game we dont play well in we will lose.

Seen this before, its been said the guy is a Liverpool fan and its a wind up. Gay either way tbh.

Portugal? Is that past Peterlee or summit?

Considering his 3 goals in the last week getting fulham into the next round of the FA cup along the way, I think he can already be considered a good move. Fair play to them for bagging him early doors etc etc. > Apparently you can only sign shite players early on in the winter window, even if you plan ahead.

"If i want to laugh maybe i will listen to Damien doing a car insurance ad, Damien do it make me laugh now"

Not as good actually, but still a laugh.

I've got an older one here, but its on the tube, can a mod confirm am not gonna get banned for posting it up? (it has random images with it)

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~969095,00.html Joining the Oz NT team in London.

I've had a really shitty day, and thats honestly cheered me up no end.

tbh, that is so fuking funny, going on me phone right now.

Aye & aye. Fuking club is ran by dickheads tbh.

Watford are giving all the money off the Young sale to Boothy to spend. Lets sell them our shit.

Not sure tbh. We need a LB more than a CB. yes we need LB more than anything but im not sure that Bale is the answer There is no doubt that he is amazing talent and has a big future ahead of him But right now he is overpriced and overrated by all and i think that if we spend 10m,to spend it on someone like Bridge for example I'd go for Baines out of Bale, Bridge & Baines. Both Davies & Bale are overpriced, especially in this window, but if we were to spend close to £10m on one, then i'd want it to be Bale. We have many CB's we have one LB who is a lazy selfish cunt and wants shot with his own shit. Bale would have the bigger improvement right now.

Not sure tbh. We need a LB more than a CB.

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=443224&CPID=8&clid=4&lid=2&title=Magpies+confirm+Davies+fancy Magpies confirm Davies fancy Glenn Roeder has confirmed his interest in bringing West Brom defender Curtis Davies to Newcastle. The Magpies chief has seen a number of moves fail to bear fruit this month, as he attempts to beef up his options. Roeder has made strengthening his defence one of his key priorities and Davies would appear to be high on his wish-list. "Getting top-class young English defenders like Curtis Davies is proving a tough nut to crack," he told the Evening Chronicle. "I have to say he's one of the players we have targeted in the January window, but if we don't get him he has to be a possibility for the summer." Roeder also confirmed an approach for one of Arsenal's young guns had fallen on deaf ears. "We have asked Arsenal if we could have one of their young players on loan, but Arsene Wenger said he wants to keep him at the moment because he is not ready to play Premiership football week-in, week-out," stated Roeder. "We have accepted Arsene's decision and, as far as this player is concerned, that is the end of the matter."

The fee is a joke, but it looks like that or nothing. Rather pay the £9m for him than the £8m for Boumsong. But still its a lot of money, no doubt he'll break his leg in six places on his debut if we did sign him.

Now that WOULD be good business! Would be good business all round. Soton are not going to get more than £10m for the kid, and if its straight up cash which Chelsea can afford to do, they'll have a great season next season spending it. Chelsea then get not only the best LB in the world, but now have one of the most promising ones as well. We get a all rounder ready made bargain as Chelsea love selling to us as were shit and no threat. Come on Chelsea! Sign the lad already.

£9m & Bramble for Davies is what other places are saying.

Lets hope its Chelsea and Bridge is on his way here for £3-4m.

Searching in google images for 'celeb gay porn' again?

Portsmouth did the same last season and ended up staying up. West Ham are signing players who will improve there team and probobly keep them up. Not so much in the January window they didnt, their spending was mostly last summer. Portsmouth this time last season brought in a shed load of players, players which kept them in the division and it looked certain they would go down. They bought Mwaruwaru, Mendes, Davis, Pamarot and Kiely in the January window. Mendes, Pamarot and Davis came for a combined 7m. Kiely was a nominal fee. Mwaruwari cost 4m or so. The thing about West Ham isn't so much the players they have signed, it is that plus the players they have tried to sign, and the prices quoted. That and the wages - Lucas Neill isn't a bad player, but he's not worth 50k a week. They've been linked with everyone, made bids for a lot of them, and signed quite a few still, and I guess we haven't seen the end of it yet. I hope they go down, fucking kitstealers. They also got D'Allesandro on loan. Was pretty poor at first, but then sparked and he brought home the bacon and the vital time for them. These signings certainly saved a team that couldn't buy a win under previous management and with that squad. West Ham had a decent squad beforehand, which was just out of form, these signings will help, but Quashie & Davenport are nothing to write home about Neill is solid and Boa Morte is good on his day, its just not his day as often as you'd hope if he palys for you. They miss Ashton, they simply should of spent £11m on bringing in Bent, and try and start up partnership up that would last for years to come. I think the problems with West Ham are ... 1. They're getting the tag of "doomed" already. Doesn't mean a huge amount but it has a psychological effect. 2. Internal strife - apparently their dressing room is like a war zone, and the chief suspects in plotting against Pardew are equally hostile to Curbs. Take a look at some of the stuff that gets posted on KUMB. Shocking, if true. 3. Their new owners are making themselves look like arses. Talking about who they want to buy, and how much they will pay. That's the manager's job, not the chairman's. 4. Mishandling players on a massive, massive scale. Tevez and Mascherano can barely get a game, FFS. Bobby Zamora is better than Tevez, is he? I don't think so. 5. Signing players the way they have (basically waving more money at them), they're a bit like Boro. A place where people go to play not because of any conviction they're a happening, notable club, just purely for the money. Players there just for the cash aren't what you need halfway through a season where you're looking at possible relegation. All points i agree with tbh. It should be fun to see how it all pans out. Glad to be 10pts ahead of them, shame it wasn't 12, but i cant see them finishing above us this season.

Portsmouth did the same last season and ended up staying up. West Ham are signing players who will improve there team and probobly keep them up. Not so much in the January window they didnt, their spending was mostly last summer. Portsmouth this time last season brought in a shed load of players, players which kept them in the division and it looked certain they would go down. They bought Mwaruwaru, Mendes, Davis, Pamarot and Kiely in the January window. Mendes, Pamarot and Davis came for a combined 7m. Kiely was a nominal fee. Mwaruwari cost 4m or so. The thing about West Ham isn't so much the players they have signed, it is that plus the players they have tried to sign, and the prices quoted. That and the wages - Lucas Neill isn't a bad player, but he's not worth 50k a week. They've been linked with everyone, made bids for a lot of them, and signed quite a few still, and I guess we haven't seen the end of it yet. I hope they go down, fucking kitstealers. They also got D'Allesandro on loan. Was pretty poor at first, but then sparked and he brought home the bacon and the vital time for them. These signings certainly saved a team that couldn't buy a win under previous management and with that squad. West Ham had a decent squad beforehand, which was just out of form, these signings will help, but Quashie & Davenport are nothing to write home about Neill is solid and Boa Morte is good on his day, its just not his day as often as you'd hope if he palys for you. They miss Ashton, they simply should of spent £11m on bringing in Bent, and try and start up partnership up that would last for years to come.

Milner has been good this season. Certainly most improved player in our squad. Yes he make mistakes, shoot wide, suspect passing, off target crosses, but its been no worse than anyone else in the team, and his enthusiasm is fantastic and now he's getting in the goals, nobody can argue that he isn't good enough to play for us.

Portsmouth did the same last season and ended up staying up. West Ham are signing players who will improve there team and probobly keep them up. Not so much in the January window they didnt, their spending was mostly last summer. Portsmouth this time last season brought in a shed load of players, players which kept them in the division and it looked certain they would go down.