James

6 players in the squad who have at one point or other been our first choice left back

Sometimes I wonder if he’s just not wired up right. I know someone once asked the question whether you’d rather get stuck in a lift with Owen or Pardew but I don’t think that is a difficult question - the answer is Pardew every time.

Any clips of the ball boy available? heard it was the best first touch since Ben Arfa vs Stoke.

I think I’ve realised why I love him and it’s because he is the second coming of Paul Gascoigne

Think it will just be the matches, no punditry

They parked the bus so well and nicked a couple of elite goals. we’ll be back.

Little gutted for Dummett that he hasn’t taken a bench slot.

Why is Phil Jones here but they haven’t bothered getting one of our out of squad players involved?

Man Utd might as well not be here. Going to be a home crowd.

Karius looked close to tears

Our players look very nervous

just start 15 players. Everyone else is so far up Man Utd’s arse today that they won’t notice

Gillespie, Dummett, Murphy, Longstaff, Burn - only two expected to start but clearly amazing for the five NUFC supporters in the team to all be going to Wembley

Manchester Evening News ran a simulation and we won 2-1. Bruno, Wilson and lots of Karius saves

Wishing all forum members past and present except Froggy and Lee Stewart the best match day of their lives.

Not entirely sure what you want to do with that butternut squash, but enjoy!

please disappear back to your pond

Didn’t realise that Eddie has won the joint most League Cup games by any active manager

Bore off miniature amphibian

we ‘ll be playing 50 games next season so he will start probably 20

go away tadpole

Imagine if they lose their derby and we win the cup this weekend!

That two faced shit cunt nepodad Alex Ferguson took him out for dinner four nights ago. Read into that what you will.

This is going to backfire on him

I don’t think he has ever won an English trophy has he?