James

Ooh frre kick in cross to Carroll area!

Frenchie just killed himself by running and jumping into Carroll.

No because we'd probably only be allowed to spend it on players who have a combined wage of what Carroll is already on.

I've set Apprentice to record. Moment Carroll comes off I'm switching.

Is that Irishmen Stephen or Garry Kelly? Martin Kelly

England could play a 4231 now they have Carroll Hart Kelly Jagielka Cahill Cole Milner Gerrard Walcott Rooney Johnson Carroll

So angelic his halo has sponsorship.

No he's decided to play for USA.

Forster Simpson Campbell Williamson Ashley Cole Adam Johnson Barton Nolan Rooney Ameobi Carroll

Was decent for Villa.

Carroll SHOT ON TARGET :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :coolsmiley: :coolsmiley: :coolsmiley: :coolsmiley: :coolsmiley: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :colo: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :cheesy:

Rooney's debut?

When we get the midfield near Carroll he is actually able to dish something up. But either they are too lazy or too thick to do it!

Stoke could probably beat this England team.

Newcastle could beat this England team!

Even worse defending.

Won every ball and done something good with it.

Already won a free kick from a hoof.

First a big target man centre forward up front, then a baseball cap. Has Tony Pulis possessed Capello?

If we lose, will it be sack the Twat in the Hat?

Carroll converts more from the right hand side though. Mainly down to the fact our right sided player is a crosser and left one's more a dribbler. Maybe, but most players have a preferred side they are better at converting from. Robson once wrote that one of Shearer's best attributes was that he didn't have a side.

Carroll converts more from the right hand side though.

Carroll looks so dreamy as always.

Sensible as Premier League games are invaluable to his progress right now.